Jake fucking Paul

C.U.N.T

Jake fucking Paul is a C.U.N.T

by Isuskrisz June 11, 2020

dick pic paulina

When a girl sends you a dick pic even tho she does not have a dick and you have to wonder if shes sending you another guys dick pic to assert dominance, or if its a warning. Paulina in the Celtic culture refers to a headstrong and dominant woman, so when a woman sends a dick pic in response to yours, she is channeling her inner Celtic.

Guy A: "Damn, this girl just sent me back a dick pic!"

Guy B: "What a dick pic paulina!"

by Squinkiipie July 18, 2021

Wanna Beat My Foreskin by Jake Paul

A fake song used by people to mess around with friends.

Mercy: Wanna Beat My Foreskin by Jake Paul is a weird song
Chip: Never heard of it
Mercy: It's because it doesn't exist dumbass

by Mercy#0193 September 22, 2019

St. Paul Snowblower

When a man cums in a man's (or woman's) mouth and he or she blows subsequent ejaculate from his/her nose, a la snow from a snowblower.

Nothing has smelled normally since I gave John a St. Paul Snowblower last Saturday night.

by ess&jay April 15, 2011

Paul Duckworth

A really awesome person who has a facade. He acts tough and rocker, but is actually a really sweet and down to earth guy. He's the best friend a person could have, until he gets really mad and stops talking to you completely. Then ignores you. And you miss him so much and hate yourself for whatever you did.

"My boyfriend broke up with me, but who needs him when I have Paul Duckworth"

by ocav January 26, 2009

Paul

A Paul is the best Dad you could ask for. He tells really bad dad jokes. They are so bad that they make you laugh that’s how bad they are. He cares so much about his family and friends. If he is upset he won’t show it. A Paul will take a bullet for you. He is the sweetest guy in the world.

“Who is that?”
“That’s a Paul!”
“Of course. He’s telling really bad Dad jokes.”

by Eleanor Pig March 25, 2019

Paul Matheny

The One, the most powerful person in existence. Destined for greatness, he is feared by all and revered by many. He may one day save the world, or he may choose to destroy it instead. A genius, he refuses to deal with idiots.
He has amazing style and is the most attractive man to have ever walked the Earth. He also has perfect logical thinking skills.

If you wrong him, he will kill you, no questions asked. He is extremely vengeful and will get back at you no matter how long it takes.

He is Perfection.

How would I describe Paul Matheny? In a word, Perfect.

by theindividual97 July 7, 2012