Dead panda 

A panda that is no longer alive. (i.e. dead)

See also Dead Panda Society.

That dead panda looks pretty dead to me.

Dead panda by Dead Panda December 19, 2005

Star Panda

a really unintelligent and grotesque looking girl who is a horrible mother. often times she is a poser and makes a fool of herself in public settings. she is very lazy and irresponsible, and will take all of your money and waste it. beware, as you can smell her stench from miles away.

Is Star Panda here? Let's go home.

Star Panda by chunomitommy January 3, 2011

Disappearing Panda 

when you are fucking a chick with a condom on. then you say, "look, a panda". then when she looks you take off the condom and snap it right in her eye.

My chick is so dumb, i actually pulled off the dissappearing panda on her!

Disappearing Panda by Special Ed February 2, 2005

whity panda 

a blonde white boy that has lots of sex with lots of black chicks

Bob is such a whity panda he has sex with a difrint black chick evry night

whity panda by fatparkour January 4, 2010

Kissy Panda 

The coolest, sexiest, funniest man you'll ever meet. When you see him, you'll want to rip all his clothes off.

girl 1- Oh my gawd girl he is too perfect!!!!!
girl 2- Yea he's such a Kissy Panda, way out of everyone's league.

Kissy Panda by dudeskii6942069 January 1, 2012

Crusty Panda 

A female who eats or deals with an asian's morning wood who also has a crustache.

person 1: "If his morning wood is called a bamboo, would that make you a panda?"

person 2: "..."

person 1: "And he has a crustache, so that must make you a crusty panda."

Crusty Panda by HHOT August 24, 2012

flying panda 

A large mixed male preferably black and asian doing the sky diver on a very small female

Isaac and beyonce were doing the flying panda while rihana was video taping

flying panda by africanbeast May 14, 2014