2 definitions by HHOT

A female who eats or deals with an asian's morning wood who also has a crustache.
person 1: "If his morning wood is called a bamboo, would that make you a panda?"

person 2: "..."

person 1: "And he has a crustache, so that must make you a crusty panda."
by HHOT April 2, 2012
person 1: "He had such a hard on this morning."

person 2: "He's asian right?"

person 1: "Yeah?"

person 2: "So would you call his morning wood a bamboo?"
by HHOT April 2, 2012