crowded pants

A hooker that pretends to be a woman, but you realize later that it is in fact a man.

A friend of mine picked up some love for sale down on Santa Monica Blvd., but it turned out that "she" had crowded pants.

by glender September 19, 2013

Yoga Pants

A huge source of lust.

My girlfriend wore yoga pants today. I was excessively attracted to her and constantly wanted to touch her.

by nilethe146 June 20, 2016

Jizz in my Pants

Hilarious SNL skit that aired at about 12:40 AM. It is about two guys who jizz in their pants at just about everything from a hot girl to an alarm clock.

Some star cameos are: Justin Timberlake, Molly Sims, and Jamie-Lynn Sigler

When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense I jizzed in my pants.

Jizz in my Pants, haha.

by Jamiesayshello December 17, 2008

oops I crapped my pants

A popular diaper among the elderly.

I can now play tennis for hours without going to the bathroom! Thanks, oops I crapped my pants

by tt February 15, 2003

plaid pants

what happened when preps stole the idea from the outcasts of society. Basically, Abercrombie and other preppy stores started selling them for 50$ after they were at Kohls for 10. Mostly stolen from ska kids.

Prep: Look, i got these cool plaid pants for 75$ at American Eagle!!
Kid: ... guess what loser, i've had these for 3 years before everyone and got them for 10$ at kohls.

by sk4nk4lif3 August 26, 2006

Cack your pants

Crapping your pants with fear. British slang; cack = shit.

"I thought you were going to cack your pants when your girlfriend told you she was pregnant."
"I did."
"That would explain the smell."

by Satandog April 4, 2006

over the pants

v.intr. When a woman get's her man off, by rubbing and stroking his penis through (on top) of his pants. To masturbate with clothing on. Often, the female sits in the man's lap and does it so that no one else knows he's dying of pleasure.

Eric: Fuuuck, Alysha knows how to get a man off, over the pants. I came right there on the couch.

Jason: That bitch won't touch me.

Kyle: Oh god, she rubbed her clit back and forth on my knee, while giving me an over the pants. My boxers where almost covered in cum, but I took her upstairs.

Jason: SHUT THE FUCK UP MAN.

by Eugeneschest December 22, 2005