tree gremlins

The word used by older people when referring to children

I was walking around the mall yesterday and i couldn't get past this big group of tree gremlins

by Bennana January 29, 2009

Potato Tree

1. A mythical tree with the magical ability to grow potatoes from it's branches.

2. A retarded argument

1. The legendary potato tree has evaded me for far too long, this time I shall find it!

2. "I read a book that potatoes grow on trees!" "Are you fuckin' stupid?"

by The Mysterious Hand March 28, 2011

Tree Stump

A person equivalent to a stick in the mud thats only purpose is to be an impediment to forward movement

Marjorie Taylor-Greene is a Tree Stump

by Denny80222 April 4, 2021

Ketamin Tree

A Ketamin tree is created by watering a cannabis plant regularly with ayahuasca.

Doctor: "Tonight will be the night!"
Crowd: "All hail the Ketamin tree!"

by elephantwisdom October 18, 2018

Soul Tree

RESPECC MEEEE

why wont anyone soul tree

by Big Dik Banditz February 9, 2018

Tree gaze

Looking up at trees and being marveled by their size or shape; different from classifying trees and a form of relaxation.

To take her mind off of things, she goes for a walk to tree gaze, forgetting her worries instantly.

by PseudoTree September 28, 2020

tree rapist

Theres a new sexualoty called "ecosexuals" i guess they fuck plants or something. If i ever see a guy raping the tree in my front yard, im gonna hit him with a baseball bat.

LOOK ITS A TREE RAPIST, KILL IT!

by fingerlickingvaginaparticles November 7, 2020