Montana sweet tea

A spitter bottle, full of that dark chew spit.

Don't drink that it's "Montana sweet tea".

by Montana gentleman's club October 7, 2018

Monkanal

When two monkies have anal sex.

I just watched a monkanal video

by Monkanal rocks October 25, 2018

montana moonpie

While the old lady is getting it from behind the male pulls out and fills her with cake mix and a fresh egg and proceeds to mix the batter.

Man I cant wait to take old girl to the house and make a montana moonpie!

by Savagelane October 28, 2018

Monoandrous

mateless monogamy loner unable to move on

She is monoandrous, after he died she goes solo.

by MA whiz January 13, 2019

Montana Moon Blast

Underage sex between consenting people.

Juliet : No, James, I can’t take another Montana Moon Blast. My ass is so full with your juice.

James : It is okay baby, you can suck my dong instead. *inserts Mongolian Ripper*

by Tailpipefucker June 7, 2019

Montana Neck Massage

The act of putting a small animal who is in the process of dying painfully out of their misery by grabbing it by the neck and swinging it around like a lasso.

Man...we was out floatin’ on the river fly fishin’ and we done saw a goose dyin in the snow on the bank so we rowed over to it and gave it the ‘ole Montana Neck Massage to put that thing out of its misery

by MooseWrangler March 29, 2019

Moranimal Kingdom

The best fucking fantasy world in existence, tons of hippos and elephants and shit and everything is fun as hell. It’s better than regular animal kingdom cuz it’s More of it (Moranimal). Plus when you’re in Moranimal Kingdom there’s no fucking math

Me: bro have u ever been to Moranimal Kingdom
Friend: hell yes bro best time of my life, I pet a goat

by thevillemydude April 3, 2019