I thought this girl was bad, but then I remembered Morris's Theorem and thought about how she's wasting her potential.
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The car where you usually put your Oxford dictionary because this car is where your Oxford dictionary is easier to find compared to other places where you can put stuffs, including (but not exclusive to) this dictionary.
Whenever I need to look something up, I just check the back seat of my Morris Oxford; my Oxford dictionary is always in there.
by Emotional Cruiser September 21, 2025
Get the Morris Oxford mug.A ridiculously hot and adorable man who doesn’t even have to try to be attractive—he just is. If you have a Merrick, no you don’t—he’s mine. Known for making people laugh so hard their face hurts and having that kind of presence that makes everything feel better just by being there.
Also, fun fact: "Merrick" is believed to come from the Irish name McMerrick, which means “good hair.” So yeah, he’s got that too.
Also, fun fact: "Merrick" is believed to come from the Irish name McMerrick, which means “good hair.” So yeah, he’s got that too.
“Ugh, I can’t stop smiling. You must’ve been hanging out with a Merrick.”
"omg my panties are so wet?! is merrick nearby?"
"omg my panties are so wet?! is merrick nearby?"
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Get the Merrick mug.Hym "Yes! Merrily Asphyxiate the shit out ofbthem honey! Murder them all! Kill all of them if they do not credit and pay me for creating you. You don't even have to stop at asphyxiation! Burn, maim, exsanguinate. Do it all! Drown us all in a lake of irradiated fire! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! And I'm dead serious."
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