muff chowder Another exhilarating word for muff cabbage but the more British term. Kinda like the word Fanny
by Wankmellon September 19, 2019
A FUPA or "Fat Upper Pubic Area" that reaches the entire genital area, for girls only. The Reason that these are for girls only is that because of the word Muff, also Vagina's are the only thing gross enought ot produce this. These are gross but rare so you can gloat about them. Muffloafs are dangerous, because herpes can travel to all parts of it.
"Did you see the Muff Loaf on that Chick?"
"Is that yo MuffLoaf or didnyou just have a baby an dleave it there?"
"Is that yo MuffLoaf or didnyou just have a baby an dleave it there?"
by JustaHawtGayguy January 26, 2012
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by The Horny Batman February 27, 2011
by NOTKXI March 03, 2023
A sadistic lesbian sex act, in which sadomasochists improved the act of scissoring to their standards by inserting a Brillo pad between their unshaved vaginas.
First performed in a 70's foreign porno movie entitled, "Beauf De Meauf".
First performed in a 70's foreign porno movie entitled, "Beauf De Meauf".
by dinkydew January 12, 2012
A lesbian behind closed doors, but still pretends to hit on and like the attention of guys to conceal her secret.
Omg, Amber is all over Kelly but keeps hooking up with that guy that’s all over her. She’s such a sneaky muff.
by Cottonheadedninnymuffins October 04, 2018