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Muff that is illegal, yet attractive. This muff will get you in trouble with your buddies or the police. Do not try this at home.
"Dude look at those teenagers that just walked in."
"Ah, young muff."

"You have the right to remain silent..."
"Damn, should have never tagged that young muff"
by polishmangoescrazyinspace February 23, 2010
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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