McDonald's Decker 

Taking a dump in the upper part of the toilet at any McDonald's owned corporate or affiliated franchise restaraunt location.

After eating 3 Big Mac's, 2 McDouble's and a McChicken, I went to the womens room and took a vicious McDonald's Decker.

McDonald's Decker by McDonalds Dude (M.D.) March 22, 2011

McDonald WiFi

When you have crappy WiFi.

Kevin: Bruh, this school WiFi is taking me forever to join Kahoot
Kelly: Right! The school has McDonald Wifi
Kevin: I'm hip

McDonald WiFi by Kira Kellz December 3, 2017

Ronald McDonald 

(1.) Lovable mascot of the McDonald's fast-food restaurant chain. Fondly remembered for selflessly providing food and fun to thousands of squalling brats (myself included). Known to have had the Magic.

(2.) Quietly assassinated in 1997 by order of the Health Nazis. The incident was quickly hushed up and the clown replaced with an android replica, which was subsequently reprogrammed to advocate "healthy" activities in the hopes of pacifying Herr Nader.

(3.) Popular target of jokes which were never even remotely funny.

(1.) Yeah, I remember Ronald McDonald. Nice, good-natured guy, good with the kids. Could do some damn good party tricks, lemme tell ya...

(2.) Down with the Nanny-State! Up with personal accountability! Remember Ronald McDonald!

(3.) Ronld McDnld=p3d0! LOL!

Ronald McDonald by Christopher the 43rd November 10, 2007

McDonald's Style 

Another way of saying "I'm loving it." Can be used as a standalone or as an add-on to "I'm loving it."

Example 1

K$: I wanted to break up with my girl, so I invited another chick I'm kind of interested in hooking up with to go to our 1 year anniversary dinner.

Jay: I thought she had made a reservation for 2 at Morimoto?

K$: Yea, I called up and had them bump it to 3.

Jay: Wasn't the reservation under her name?

K$: Right.

Jay: McDonald's style.

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Example 2

Jen: I got a new haircut, what do you think?

Sue: I'm lovin' it McDonald's style!

McDonald's Style by His Majesty the King January 26, 2011

Ronald McDonald 

1. An advertising symbol for the McDonald's corporation, consisting of a red-headed clown that is friendly to children.
2. What the Ronald McDonald House is named after.
3. A hate fetish for college age neo-Marxist fruitcakes. See "McSpotlight".

"Looks like the protestors broke into a McDonald's restaurant and hanged a Ronald McDonald statue from a tree again."

Ronald McDonald by DrCruel December 30, 2005

McDonald Friday 

The day that Manuel Uribe (World's Fattest Man) chokes on a Shamrock Shake at McDonald's and dies. He then preceeds to rise 3 days later and goes around and gives people cakes, hamburgers, and other heart-attack-on-a-plates to spread the joy of his rising and also to inform that he is running for mayor. What's strange is that these events happen at the exact same time as Black Friday/Easter

when was easter? sorry I got too much cake for mcdonald friday

McDonald Friday by Ruppert Leeroy Jackson III February 24, 2009

Tom MacDonald 

Former pro wrestler turned rapper. Talks about having American dreams, but is from Canada (see Kid Rock). Occasionally peddles easily debunked conspiracy theories to a gullible audience. Complains about indoctrination, but wants you to buy his album. Also has occasionally expressed transphobia. Is currently allied with another "rapper" who's complained about not being able to use slurs against black and gay people while carrying the usual conservative victim card.

"Hey! Wanna go see a Tom MacDonald concert?"

"Sure! Let me rail some crank and light a dumpster on fire first, though."

Tom MacDonald by Poisonous Mushroom May 24, 2022