Joe mama is a joke usually performed my middle schoolers, the joke will most likely start of with a conversation with two people, a random person will come up an ask you the question "whose Joe". Most likely the people in the conversation will yell "JOE MAMA"
by big_brain.user69 October 24, 2019
Get the Joe mamamug. A slang form of people named Macaulay. This man is incredibly sloth like and spends most of his time in front of XBOX and playing with action figures. He is commonly noticed staring at girls from a distance, and may suddenly appear behind you without notice coming from the shadows. If bitten by him, check for rabies.
Most women wish they could understand the deepness of his quietness. While he may appear quiet, his brain is actually discovering the atomic mass of the woman standing next to him.
Most women wish they could understand the deepness of his quietness. While he may appear quiet, his brain is actually discovering the atomic mass of the woman standing next to him.
Girl 1 says, "Oh my gosh look at the guy staring at me. He is such a Mama Possum!!"
Girl 2: "Goodness Mama Possum, her face is up here, not down there!"
Girl 3: "Ah! Don't scare me like that! You just pulled a Mama Possum coming from the shadows like that.
Girl 2: "Goodness Mama Possum, her face is up here, not down there!"
Girl 3: "Ah! Don't scare me like that! You just pulled a Mama Possum coming from the shadows like that.
by Wildboyz July 24, 2009
Get the Mama Possummug. (good one)
your mama is so fat that she has 2 birth days her's and earth day
(decent one)
your mama so fat when she was a lizard for halloween ever one thougt it was godzilla
(really bad one)
your mama so stupid....uh.......she......sniffs the dog
your mama is so fat that she has 2 birth days her's and earth day
(decent one)
your mama so fat when she was a lizard for halloween ever one thougt it was godzilla
(really bad one)
your mama so stupid....uh.......she......sniffs the dog
by chopmasteronion2 September 15, 2005
Get the yo mamamug. Lesbian version of and occasionally similar to the homosexual "Bear". Mama Grizzlies are typically characterised by tall height, large or muscular body type, minimal grooming and aggressive style of love making combined with a generally affectionate & open attitude.
Yeah, the ropes chafed me something fierce, but she was a real Mama Grizzly and put some cream on the sore spots afterward. Best date ever!
by Astaria J October 21, 2010
Get the Mama Grizzlymug. by Landonisanidiot December 16, 2021
Get the jo mamamug. yo mama is so poor she told your little sister that santa clause is dead.
yo mama is so poor when someone put out the cigarate in the house they said who turned off the heat.
yo mama is like the pills dairy dough boy every one wants to poke her.
yo mama is like a brick wall she is always getting laid.
yo mama is so fat even rickerd simones laughs at her.
yo mama is so poor when someone put out the cigarate in the house they said who turned off the heat.
yo mama is like the pills dairy dough boy every one wants to poke her.
yo mama is like a brick wall she is always getting laid.
yo mama is so fat even rickerd simones laughs at her.
by Evan January 28, 2004
Get the yo mamamug. A bro hoe who has a kid(s). Easy to spot at places like the mall, supermarket, etc. with child in tow, usually wearing outfits like velour track suits, or short shirts that expose their tramp stamp.
by Luke Cadrosse December 10, 2008
Get the bro mamamug.