Machamping

When you start aggressively punching someone else's dick and you rip it off and scream you do not have enough badges to train me!

I was having sex with my dog and I started machamping him.

by PINISmaster69 February 28, 2024

Mach fuck

used to describe the speed of projectiles below Lightspeed and more than Mach 1

"The SR 71 went Mach fuck"

by TheAussiephallic April 17, 2024

Mach Fuck

Speed of something that is going 20x escape velocity

"that manhole cover was going 20x the escape velocity. It went Mach Fuck."

by The Urbaner's dic(tionary) April 19, 2024

MacBook

the best laptop in the world

a random idiot - omg you have a MacBook I am so broke if only I had a macbook pls give it to me

macbook user - stfu loser I'm never giving you this 8000 dolla MacBook pro

the random idiot - give me it or I will force you into windows

MacBook user - I hate you go away you idiot face

by 584940493395874392034839394 May 8, 2024

mach

Super cool, quickly, smart and effectively.

1. Yo man! Do it 'mach'.
2. Well done Paul, you're doing it again! Smart move, it was so 'mach'!
3. It was too complicated for us. Only he knew how to do it 'mach'.

by fronezik June 10, 2024

MacBook

Up until 2020, MacBooks were potrayed as overpriced pieces of garbage. They were only recognized because of their operating system and famous logo. Since the invention of M-series processors in 2020, MacBooks are reliable and efficient. Their operating system, macOS is more robust than any other operating system. Their battery lasts all day if you're just casually watching YouTube videos. MacBooks are the most balanced laptop package you'll ever find, and although a little expensive and monetized, they are still great laptops! You can't argue with that!

Person 1: Damn it! My kid found out how to delete system32!
Person 2: I shouldn't have clicked on that link... now I have to send bitcoins to get my data back!
Person 3: Maybe you guys should consider buying a MacBook... not to be the advertiser

by kingcatIII July 21, 2024

Mach JesusMaryAndJoseph

Approximately ∞ km/h.

I dunno man, I'm pretty sure a piece of toilet paper hitting you in the face at Mach JesusMaryAndJoseph would hurt like hell.

by CHOPSWEE August 17, 2024