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life

The living people as a whole. Often cited as quite shitty, but there is a two-step plan in order to succeed:
1. Don't reveal your secrets.
Life is a mixed bag, as in shit, vomit, eye crust, and liquid ass butter.
by TideHighThighs February 1, 2015
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life

My life has been nothing but a series of devastation and rejection.
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life

there's only one thing you need to know about life: it sucks. Yes, there are those happy moments in life from time to time, but we all just end up dying anyways so just do what you want to do and don't give a crap about what others think.
I can't believe she broke up with me, bro.
Well, life's life. Get over it.
by someone that u used to know November 8, 2018
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life

A slow, aggravated version of drowning.
That whore should die a slow painful life.
by Roberto Julio March 11, 2011
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LIFE

A never ending loop-hole of sadness and depression and only ends when you make it to heaven.

person: I hate 2020
2020: heres a pandemic, killer hornets, 8 hurricans, and the death of Kobe Bryant
person: it can't get worse
also 2020: I WILL TAKE ALL THE TOILIT PAPER
by AMONG_US_PURPLE_GUY_ October 22, 2020
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life

by ifdiuHizuhfiWEFb.l September 9, 2019
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life

a useless pile of garbage made to be disappointing and boring. some have good lives, like michelle obama, but others, like myself have a difficult time figuring out what life really means
brian: hey dude, how's life?

carl: bro life is lowkey hype, like i just took my skateboard out to a beach and swam with it, life is great, man
by succ a toe February 9, 2019
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