Kitchen

A book by a banana, because naturally, as food, the kitchen is all bananas ever see.

Kitchen was written by Banana Yoshimoto.

by Alien Blender May 21, 2008

Kitch

Anything you want it to be.

Oh she such kitch!

Isnt the weather kitchy?

Hey you kitch,you want to catch a kitch flick with me??

I want to eat Joshs kitch.

by K.weezyReachargeChriscross May 27, 2011

Kitchen

A drink. When portions of wine are poured into one cup. Then a shot of whiskey is dropped in, and the concoction is consumed.

AKA as a Dirtbag.

He's time travling because he drank 2 Kitchens before we went to the bar.

by JBSB88 January 22, 2011

Soup Kitchen

A slang term for vagina, in the same spirit as meat curtains, whisker biscuit, etc. The term was coined by Mike Litoris of the BunzAndWeenies comedy podcast.

Her beaver squeezins were dribbling down her leg...I'm glad I brought my spoon to this soup kitchen.

by BunzAndWeenies.com September 14, 2011

kitchagumy

A first date kiss when you are concerned with the first impression and all that goes into an embrace and kiss - especially your breath because you just had onions.

We hugged at the end of our first date - I gave her the granny tap to throw her off a bit...devlish!
Then I cupped her face in my hand and kissed her slow but firm. I had to have another and she felt conscious of her fish taco onion breath - it was sweet to me - and with those luscious lips and tounge there was not a hint of scrutiny. I pulled her hair and went in for more akin to a shark smelling a bit of blood. It was nice, very, very, nice. Now I long for more grilled onion kisses from those luscious lips!
Long for the woman who is a nerd and loves the song The Wreck of the Edmund Fitgerald that refers to the shipwreck in Lake Erie or the Chippawa word of Kitchagumy.

by Kye Risdoll June 14, 2010

kitchen table lady

Someone who dabbles in a profession that they have little or outdated knowledge of.

Empty-nester who decides to dust off her twenty-five year old education degree and tutor local kids at her kitchen table, hence the term "kitchen table lady". Because she's a bit older people think she knows what she's doing, but since she hasn't kept up with changes in the field all of her methods are outdated. Also applies to decorators, designers, therapists etc. who may be well-intentioned, but are too backwards to do any good.

by bottomlless November 17, 2010

kitch bag

A dirty ass whore. Someone who whore's around with other people's men.

Can also be an older woman who preys upon men 10 years younger or more.

"That kitch bag was sleeping with my husband!"

" I know her...she's a reeeeeeal kitch bag. Her boyfriend is younger than her son."

by morgondaliza rice September 23, 2013