Nicholas Jonas 

A sixteen year old teen sensation and inspiration, fellow Jonas Brother, subject of most teen girls' fantasies, and type 1 Diabetic. Nick is known for his curly brown locks, sweet voice, and face of an angel. He is a very talented singer, songwriter, drummer, pianist, and guitarist. Once dated Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez. He was young, and stupid. Performed multiple times on Broadway when younger. Hardcore Christian, who also wears a purity ring, to many girls' dismay. Basically, Nick is an angel fallen from Heaven.

Nikki: Laura, look at that light across the room! Is the sun in here or something?!
Laura: No, that's just Nicholas Jonas (:

Nicholas Jonas by laur*jonasx July 28, 2009

Joe Jonas 

Sexiest guy ever! Is like a freaking goddess. Looks amazing in skinny jeans. And he rocked Camp Rock. When he plays the tambourine that makes the tambourine sexy. Everything he touches is sexy. His a part of the Jonas Brothers band. His brothers are Nick, Kevin, and Frankie. Although only Nick and Kevin are in the band. His real name is Joseph Adam Jonas. Joe is the funny one. <3 Some of his nicknames are JJ, DJ Danger, and Joe because his real name is Joseph. He is 5' 10. And along with the tambourine he does lead vocals, guitar, and keyboard. He has amazing muscles and enjoys running and working out. His favorite drink is Orange Gatorade. yumm. =] He became home schooled in seventh grade. As a child he collected G.I. Joe action figures and pens. His favorite sport is soccer. He likes math. And his favorite author is Dr. Suess. His favorite holiday is Valentine's Day <3. He owns five guitars. He likes to play Monopoly. And he likes the High School Musical movies. He is Christian and wears a purity ring along with his brothers. His favorite shows are Boy Meets World, Lost, Heroes, Friends, and Most Extreme Challenge. His favorite foods are chicken cutlet sandwhich with mayo, snow cones, and his Grandma's homemade pizza. He likes the 80s. And his trade mark is his headbands. He makes headbands sexy too. His favorite movie is Dumb and Dumber. His favorite color is blue. And he likes Wiffel Ball. His birthday is August 15, 1989. He was original Newjersian so you know hes awesome and SEXY!

If Joe Jonas said breathing wasn't cool, 95% of teenage girls would be dead.

Joe Jonas by BL0ND3xMOM3NTS October 18, 2008

nick jonas 

a sexy BEAST ahaha! with an amazing voice. he writes alot of songs for the group(jonas brothers) he formed with his two older brothers-joe jonas and kevin jonas. he has type 1 diabetes. he has dated miley cyrus and has now been rumoured to be dating selena gomez.

girl #1:who's that sexy beast with the curly hair singing and playing the guitar?

girl #2: how could you not know him...that's nick jonas and oh yeah he is a definite sexy beast

nick jonas by bom-bom-bee-dum October 21, 2008

kevin jonas 

the least popular jonas brother. everyone is sure he is a fag. he straightens and perms and curls the crap out of his hair and one day it will explode. he tries to act like his younger more popular brothers, but all in all, he is a fail.

girl 1: isn't there a third jonas brother? kevin jonas? i forgot?

girl 2 : WHAT! i thought he was a rodey

kevin jonas by Xd4n137x0rx October 16, 2008

Life With Jonas

The best band in the history of the world composed of the greatest guys in the universe.

"Who is that kick-ass, mind-blowing, awesome, and rockin' song by?!"
"LIFE WITH JONAS, OF COURSE!"

Life With Jonas by Spaz February 6, 2005

Bonus Jonas

Frankie Jonas, the unknown, youngest Jonas brother.

I thought I was only getting 3 Jonas', but they threw in a bonus Jonas!

Bonus Jonas by The BAMF October 8, 2009

Joe Jonas 

Joe Jonas has had a negative impact on the world around him, not rivaled since Hanson and Hitler. And Danny Bonaduce. And Bob Saget. And no one can forget Barbara Streisand.

Sting, Mick Jagger, NATHAN EXPLOSION (despite being a non-existant cartoon), Billy Idol and Freddie Mercury (despite being dead), Kate Pierson of the B-52s (with her beehive hairdo alone), the corpes of Napoleon and Sammy Davis Jr., Frank Sinatra, the whole rat pack, Chris Farley and Danny Devito, Devo, Dick Clark (even in his current post-stroke state), Christopher Reeve (despite being a dead, paralyzed man) could all find ways to kick his ass numerous times in a row.

a)
Jonas is a douche
I would like to kick his ass
Jonas is a douche

2)YOU SUNK MY BATTLESHIP JOE JONAS GO DIE

iii)Joe can go dig a hole and die in it.

Joe Jonas by Jesu H. Christo June 20, 2008