Jesus 

A guy who will act like they love you but break your heart.

"Jesus cheated on me again*

Jesus by mayay February 4, 2024

Jesus 

Some rotten corpse of a guy that was nailed to a plank for trying to stand up to some bullies

“Hey whatever happened to Jesus?”
“He died.”

Jesus by Anonymous#4018 March 30, 2024

Jesus 

Jesus a guy who buys his “stripper” aka his cousin Gucci shoes and flies her out to Tulum on a couple getaway

Hey did you see Jesus went to tulum

Jesus by Bookie602 May 26, 2024

Jesus 

OUR LORD AND SAVIOR!

Guy 1: Do you know jesus?
Guy 2: Hell yea man hes a legend

Jesus by lplikferd August 4, 2024

jesus 

has a big dick and obsessed w his girl

Jesus is him

jesus by babywyd August 31, 2024

Jesus 

Jesus: A misspelling of; Ye Zeus.

How do you think Plato voted?
Ye Zeus.
Oh Jesus! Better call Sparta.

Jesus by Goatacolypse September 28, 2024

Jesus 

the central figure of the gayest and dumbest man-made religion ever (aka Christianity). he is also the 1/3 of a dumb concept which makes no sense (the Holy Trinity, 3 in 1 shampoo). he gets more recognition than God Himself, his creator (really dumb innit). The most brainwashed people on earth (aka christians) have chosen to worship him, even though Jesus has never told anyone to do so. The only people who follow his teachings correctly are the Muslims.

"Please don't worship Jesus, he's just a prophet, not a god, nor part of a trinity."

Jesus by ISLAMisTHEtruth November 9, 2024