Goatacolypse's definitions

Glorzo

Glorzo: Everything we’ve known; Is just some shit we made up.

I'm having an existential crisis!
Glory to Glorzo.

by Goatacolypse January 26, 2025

Sharecropping

Sharecropping: One who shares their crop fire to light another persons crop to save lighter fuel fluid/matches; Usually/typically when someone asks for a light.

Hey, can I get a light?

Sure.
Thanks for sharecropping.

by Goatacolypse January 26, 2025

Mind

Mind is an intangible concept; AkA: The god of psychiatry and psychology.

A nonsense topic about what someone else not you may be sensing? Mind.

by Goatacolypse September 28, 2024

Jesus

Jesus: A misspelling of; Ye Zeus.

How do you think Plato voted?
Ye Zeus.
Oh Jesus! Better call Sparta.

by Goatacolypse September 28, 2024

Satan

A misspelling of the wheat protein: Seitan.

Satan's gonna getcha! A mean thing to say to those allergic to gluten.

by Goatacolypse September 28, 2024

Woat

Woat: When someone is about to say; "What" and accidentally belches when saying it.

Bat-Dad: Stan it's pronounced(Randy hits Bat-Dad in the stomach) "woat".

by Goatacolypse September 28, 2024

Politics

Politics: Religion attacking government; Then acting like it's not government.

Ideally; Politics as it was founded remains unchanged.

by Goatacolypse September 28, 2024