Jesus

Jesus: A misspelling of; Ye Zeus.

How do you think Plato voted?
Ye Zeus.
Oh Jesus! Better call Sparta.

by Goatacolypse September 28, 2024

Sharecropping

Sharecropping: One who shares their crop fire to light another persons crop to save lighter fuel fluid/matches; Usually/typically when someone asks for a light.

Hey, can I get a light?

Sure.
Thanks for sharecropping.

by Goatacolypse January 26, 2025

Phatcamp

Where dudes that like big asses are hanging out trying to see thots and pawgs.

Man it was such a sausage fest at the club last night... Oh you mean it was a Phatcamp? Yeah Bruh.

by Goatacolypse May 19, 2023

Mind

Mind is an intangible concept; AkA: The god of psychiatry and psychology.

A nonsense topic about what someone else not you may be sensing? Mind.

by Goatacolypse September 28, 2024

HateFuck

When some dude thinks of another dude that he thinks fucked you while fucking you.

That paranoid hatefuck doesn't think men and women can be just friends.

by Goatacolypse September 28, 2024

Woat

Woat: When someone is about to say; "What" and accidentally belches when saying it.

Bat-Dad: Stan it's pronounced(Randy hits Bat-Dad in the stomach) "woat".

by Goatacolypse September 28, 2024

Politics

Politics: Religion attacking government; Then acting like it's not government.

Ideally; Politics as it was founded remains unchanged.

by Goatacolypse September 28, 2024