pinged

Winning a game with the least amount of effort acting like it is going to be difficult using a strenuous posture to fake out the opponent.

I thought it was gonna be a smashing pong and instead I got pinged.

by Goatacolypse June 27, 2023

Jimmy

A name so cool James wants it

Hi I'm Jimmy

*narrows eyes* Are you sure?
No I'm really a James. *frowny face*

by Goatacolypse April 09, 2022

Shine on

To pretend you like something or someone when you really don't.

That waitress kept calling me sweetie... Oh that shine on is just for a better tip

by Goatacolypse July 21, 2023

Satan

A misspelling of the wheat protein: Seitan.

Satan's gonna getcha! A mean thing to say to those allergic to gluten.

by Goatacolypse September 28, 2024

HateFuck

When some dude thinks of another dude that he thinks fucked you while fucking you.

That paranoid hatefuck doesn't think men and women can be just friends.

by Goatacolypse September 28, 2024

Jesus

Jesus: A misspelling of; Ye Zeus.

How do you think Plato voted?
Ye Zeus.
Oh Jesus! Better call Sparta.

by Goatacolypse September 28, 2024

Sharecropping

Sharecropping: One who shares their crop fire to light another persons crop to save lighter fuel fluid/matches; Usually/typically when someone asks for a light.

Hey, can I get a light?

Sure.
Thanks for sharecropping.

by Goatacolypse January 26, 2025