Satan

A misspelling of the wheat protein: Seitan.

Satan's gonna getcha! A mean thing to say to those allergic to gluten.

by Goatacolypse September 28, 2024

Jesus

Jesus: A misspelling of; Ye Zeus.

How do you think Plato voted?
Ye Zeus.
Oh Jesus! Better call Sparta.

by Goatacolypse September 28, 2024

HateFuck

When some dude thinks of another dude that he thinks fucked you while fucking you.

That paranoid hatefuck doesn't think men and women can be just friends.

by Goatacolypse September 28, 2024

Sharecropping

Sharecropping: One who shares their crop fire to light another persons crop to save lighter fuel fluid/matches; Usually/typically when someone asks for a light.

Hey, can I get a light?

Sure.
Thanks for sharecropping.

by Goatacolypse January 26, 2025

Politics

Politics: Religion attacking government; Then acting like it's not government.

Ideally; Politics as it was founded remains unchanged.

by Goatacolypse September 28, 2024

pinged

Winning a game with the least amount of effort acting like it is going to be difficult using a strenuous posture to fake out the opponent.

I thought it was gonna be a smashing pong and instead I got pinged.

by Goatacolypse June 27, 2023

Woat

Woat: When someone is about to say; "What" and accidentally belches when saying it.

Bat-Dad: Stan it's pronounced(Randy hits Bat-Dad in the stomach) "woat".

by Goatacolypse September 28, 2024