jackasspirin

An over-da-counter med dat brings blessed relief from stress-headaches caused by all of da brainless people in yer life. Caution: use only as directed --- side-effects from overuse include YOUR becoming a clueless blithering idiot, also.

Da biggest prob wif jackasspirin is dat --- like many mind-and/or-body-altering pharmaceuticals --- it produces a largely-identical condition if a person takes too much of it as he'd experience if he wasn't taking enough; i.e., before he started poppin' pills, he was totally "out of it" due to da mind-numbing effects of da innumerable morons in his life, and now he's similarly stumblin' around in woozy med-hazed bewilderment.

by QuacksO March 2, 2025

Jackastrophie

Catastrophic workplace events caused by wanton acts of horseplay and tomfoolery

Overtime is now mandatory to fix the issues caused by yesterdays jackastrophie.

by Triscadecaphobe May 2, 2025

Jackass

A little stupid bum that doesn't know when to stop or shut the fuck up

Can you quit being a fucking jackass.

by Him the third May 16, 2025

jackass

Someone who doesn't know how to drive

(person cuts in front of you driving then slams on their breaks) "Jackass"
(What to call your partner when they slam on their breaks and your lipstick smears) "Jackass"

by sirpattywagon July 21, 2025

Jackass Cup Series

A Racing Series that consists of fictional characters racing in beat up cars around tracks they legally aren't allowed to be at surpasses Toecar and Nascar

Guys this is so Jackass Cup Series

by Jackass cup series September 14, 2025

Condorcet Jackass

the jackass of all jackasses. epitome of a jackass

I was getting ready to take this chick home when Tom came up and started talking his stupid shit. She was turned off by him and left. He is the condorcet jackass.

originally developed for voter theory to have the one and only winner in economic theory. In this case, it is the one and only jackass

by AARDVARKS June 27, 2007

jimmy jackass

person whom you do not know, whom is acting foolishly.

Driver:" this guy in front of me is being a real jimmy jackass"

passenger:" ya i know he is swerving all over the road and doing like 35 WTF man!"

by The Pi Guy17 February 18, 2011