AARDVARKS's definitions

shit crinkle

A worthless fold or air-pocket in excrement.

davidlopan123 is a shit crinkle

by aardvarks September 27, 2007

pocket bunny

Someone who is broke or has no money. The act of pulling out one's pant's pockets to show there is no funds hidden within forms the ears of said bunny.

Can you believe when we went out he pulled up all pocket bunny on us and I had to pay?

by aardvarks June 8, 2007

Condorcet Jackass

the jackass of all jackasses. epitome of a jackass

I was getting ready to take this chick home when Tom came up and started talking his stupid shit. She was turned off by him and left. He is the condorcet jackass.

originally developed for voter theory to have the one and only winner in economic theory. In this case, it is the one and only jackass

by AARDVARKS June 27, 2007