Hackensack Handshake

Originating in Hackensack, MN. Generally performed on out of towners as they pass through or other unsuspecting morons.

It is performed by first extending you hand as if to give a handshake before swiftly kicking or kneeing your target in the groin. When they double over, you then finish the act by smacking the kickee in the face.

"Man, what happen to your face?"
"Some hick got me with the Hackensack Handshake on our way to Bemidji."

by WayzataRules June 1, 2018

Hackens

"Hackens" means someone known for making threats against a person, or place.

"Yo Jacob, that's the Hackens I was talking about."

"What a weirdo."

by notethanokleavenow October 7, 2020

Hackensack

A city in New jersey where hospitals take up more than half of the land

Hackensack lol sack

by FlabbyPancakeSause January 22, 2023

Hackensack

charizarding but with pure diesel

I hackensacked here so hard

by just a random online classer December 19, 2025

Harry Hackenbauer

A term used to fob off your kids as an explanation for where you are going and who you are going to see. Warning: This explanation only works with children under 3 and retards.

Child: Where are you going?
Parent: To see Harry Hackenbauer (really going to a ravin sex orgy)
Child: Oh okay see ya

by Floydiandream August 23, 2009

Toyota of Hackensack

Monthly meeting place for ardent quilters where event-goers practice honest to goodness quilting, and certainly not anything sexual. The location has become so inexorably tied to the act of quilting that itself has become a verb.

Sorry Jane, I can't come to your key party as I'll be Toyota of Hackensacking.

by churchsteve March 18, 2019

Hockenbury

something some one spits out after a long night of drinking and smoking.

can also be used to disrepect someone.

dude after the club i woke up hacking and spitting up hockenburys all next morning.

ewww, dude did you hockenbury that dude last night?
yeh, he got what was coming!

by e~weezie hutchinson February 9, 2010