cradle of filth

Cradle is the best! they will show all you pretenders out their what black metal is really about

It's a like Marilyn Manson times ten

by Jay July 25, 2003

filthy simian

A sexual position where the female supports herself on her shoulders with her legs spread upward in a "V". The male likewise spreads his legs widely enough that each partner's respective reproductive organs are in close proximity to each other. The male bends his penis downward to penitrate the female. Once coupled, both parties deficate and procede to copulate.

I had the best weekend, but I now have a nasty rash from the filthy simian I performed with X.

by jgogs April 9, 2007

FILTH

FILTH - acronym: Father I'd Like To Hump; similar to MILF or for the geriphilos, GILF. Also FILTHY - an interjection and direct-address form of FILTH.

Bambina to Sexy Elder: "YO! FILTHY!"
Translation: "YO! Father, I'd Like To Hump You."

by begabung22 September 22, 2005

filthy lopez

Used in the movie Deuce Bigelow 2 as a euphamism for a sexual act. The act is never defined, but I would assume it is a funny modification of the term "Dirty Sanchez."

Dirty = Filthy
Sanchez = Lopez

Filthy Lopez = Dirty Sanchez

Look up Dirty Sanchez for definition

by Chris December 26, 2005

Filthy Favre

A sexual act in which a partner deposits fecal matter on their partners chest, wipes their index finger in it, and proceeds to draw a line under each of their partners eyes similar to professional football players who use black makeup under their eyes. It is named for Green Bay Packer quarterback Brett Favre.

I gave this girl a filthy favre last night and she threw me out of her house.

by Joaquin Sand July 28, 2008

happy smiley filthies

the essence of all things wrong wet and sticky,Often spawned from the anus of people.....your people

happy smiley filthies....i like them you like them we like them ok!

by shotstains January 2, 2011

cradle of filth

The act of letting all deposits made into the toilet accumulate due to lack of money to pay utilitly bills. Can be for one day or more. Most cradle of filths last for one week before desposed of.

To save money on the utility bills, they have a cradle of filth for a week every month.

by GO__IRISH May 27, 2011