Flying Whack-o-Matic

The coolest thing ever. Except its never been invented and it doesnt do anything except fly around and whack things

Ex.

Dude 1: *WHAP* Dude 2! What was that?
Dude 2: Elementary, dude 1, it was simply that Flying Whack-O-Matic
Dude 1: Let us bow to our knees and praise its coolness in reverence of the god of coolness
Dude 2: Indeed

by Simon November 2, 2003

Flying Himalayan Mongoose

Requires the male to drink sufficient alcohol the previous night for molten chico stick shit. Also, a chick with large tits. The act of dropping that chico stick deuce between said large tits and smashing them together to make them stick. Next insert dick between tits from the underside and piss in her face. Flip her over and bang her in the ass until you bust a nut. Return to the front side and titty fuck her before your dick returns to flacid state. Then jam your shit/piss/penis-pudding covered peener in her vajayjay. Grab her bologna drapers , spread them wide, and blow chunks into her vagina. If performed correctly you'll hear about her cooch getting all fucked up in a couple of days.

I gave my gf an awesome flying himalayan mongoose.

by chris's birthday August 16, 2009

Flying Dutchman

When you cup a potent fart then throw it at someone. A twist on the Dutch Oven.

I got Sam right between the eyes with a snowball, then he returned fire with a gnarley Flying Dutchman.

by Alexcellent-69 March 10, 2015

Flying pig

A hostel located in Amsterdam, The Netherlands. Famous for its student/backpacker friendly atmosphere and the ability to smoke joints in the lobby.

Everyone knows about these 2 places now, so they are a bit overpriced and nearly all booked. Too bad.

I smoked a spliff at the Flying Pig and passed out on the beanbag chair in the lobby.

by Lou Stenspayce December 17, 2003

Dirty Flying Katrina

When you fuck a woman's anus with a cucumber while listening to Mr. Roboto and then proceeding to make cucumber sandwiches for the girl's waspy parents after she cum shit all over the cucumber.

"Her parents left in disgust and a hurry after a yummy and nutritious Dirty Flying Katrina sandwich."

by Haeden'sKitty March 28, 2009

Flying crocodile

A ruthless aerial killing machine. see also: flyinng shark

Flying shark vs. flying crocodile, they will battle in a battle where there can be no winners! Who will win!?

by Andrew Angelslaush May 1, 2004

Flying J

Something one does to make money at truckstops.

"I gave that guy a Flying J for 5 nickels and a kool-aid packet."

by Peebers August 20, 2006