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stupid fly

Damn bitch u stupid fly, let me pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey
by Putle August 22, 2003
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super fly

1. Suprefly is a word from the early 1970's which in most cases means really cool/really good

2. Ron O'neal star or the 1972 cult classic. he plays preist a coke dealer who if infact SUPER FLY
Man this is some Super Fly sh!t
by Samizzle July 3, 2004
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Infield Fly Rule

If there are runners on first and second(Or the bases are loaded) and less then two outs when the batter hits a pop-up to the infield, he is automatically ruled out to prevent fielders from dropping the ball on purpose to try to turn a double play.
Since the bases were loaded with no one out, that easy pop-up became an infield fly, so the third baseman doesn't need to catch it.
by birdboy2000 July 16, 2004
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Infield Fly

This is a distant cousin of the infamous upper decker. This is the act of defecating in a urinal. This meneveur is very risky and should only be attempted by an expert.
i had my friend watch the door in the science hall. I filled that urinal with a good sized mud snake. I wonder if the biologist liked that snakel in his urinal.
by The Mad Shitter April 21, 2004
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nigger fly

A way to describe someone, particularly a black person, who dresses in a manner that is ridiculous to most of the outside world, but is considered the height of fashion in black America.

Examples include ridiculously oversized t-shirts, grills, and hats with flat brims and tags on.
Normal Guy 1: You see that groid flossin with his stupid-ass gold teeth and shirt down to his ankles? He's lookin mad nigger fly.

Normal Guy 2: Didn't he take our order at McDonald's the other day?
by IndeeanaJonezzz September 3, 2007
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Queen Bar fly

similar to a bar fly, a female that frequents a perticular bar and is well known by everyone. Queen Bar fly is always up for a good time...and it's just a matter of time before she hooks up with everyone at the bar.
Alicia is here every night looking to hook up with somebody new. She's definitly our Queen Bar fly!
by ashley335 December 17, 2008
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How to Fly

There is an art, it says, or rather, a knack to flying.
The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Pick a nice day, it suggests, and try it.
The first part is easy.
All it requires is simply the ability to throw yourself forward with all your weight, and willingness not to mind that it's going to hurt.
That is, it's going to hurt if you fail to miss the ground.
Most people fail to miss the ground, and if they are really trying properly, the likelihood is that they will fail to miss it fairly hard.
Clearly, it is this second part, the missing, which presents the difficulties.
One problem is that you have to miss the ground accidentally. It's no good deliberately intending to miss the ground because you won't. You have to have your attention suddenly distracted by something else when you're halfway there, so that you are no longer thinking about falling, or about the ground, or about how much it's going to hurt if you fail to miss it.
It is notoriously difficult to prise your attention away from these three things during the split second you have at your disposal. Hence most people's failure, and their eventual disillusionment with this exhilarating and spectacular sport.
If, however, you are lucky enough to have your attention momentarily distracted at the crucial moment by, say, a gorgeous pair of legs (tentacles, pseudopodia, according to phyllum and/or personal inclination) or a bomb going off in your vicinity, or by suddenly spotting an extremely rare species of beetle crawling along a nearby twig, then in your astonishment you will miss the ground completely and remain bobbing just a few inches above it in what might seem to be a slightly foolish manner.
This is a moment for superb and delicate concentration.
Bob and float, float and bob.
Ignore all considerations of your own weight and simply let yourself waft higher.
Do not listen to what anybody says to you at this point because they are unlikely to say anything helpful.
They are most likely to say something along the lines of, 'Good God, you can't possibly be flying!'
It is vitally important not to believe them or they will suddenly be right.
Waft higher and higher.
Try a few swoops, gentle ones at first, then drift above the treetops breathing regularly.
DO NOT WAVE AT ANYBODY.
When you have done this a few times you will find the moment of distraction rapidly becomes easier and easier to achieve.
You will then learn all sorts of things about how to control your flight, your speed, your manoeuvrability, and the trick usually lies in not thinking too hard about whatever you want to do, but just allowing it to happen as if it was going to anyway.
You will also learn about how to land properly, which is something you will almost certainly cock up, and cock up badly, on your first attempt.
There are private flying clubs you can join which help you achieve the all-important moment of distraction. They hire people with surprising bodies or opinions to leap out from behind bushes and exhibit and/or explain them at the critical moments. Few genuine hitch-hikers will be able to afford to join these clubs, but some may be able to get temporary employment at them.

Read these books:
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
The Restaurant at the End of the Galaxy
Life, the Universe, and Everything
So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish
Mostly Harmless

And thats how to fly.
"Yo dude! I heard Superman learned how to fly using this definition!"
"Really?"
"Yeah, dude. He SOO did!"
by Chattom, E September 8, 2006
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