flapjack ass

The state in which one's posterior is so undeveloped and underutilized that it begins to resemble that of a common breakfast dish.

Girl: "Have you seen Sally lately?"
Boy: "Yeah, she has a total flapjack ass."

by muscleman_2020 August 30, 2016

flapjack

A stupid person

"you don't know what two squared is? You utter flapjack"

by Donaugustine July 14, 2016

flappetiser

The act of performing oral sex on a woman as a means of foreplay

"Spread your legs, I'd like a flappetiser before the main course"

by Nuggetlover22 May 19, 2016

flappetiser

The act of performing oral sex on a woman as a means of foreplay

"Spread those legs, I'd like a flappetiser before the main course"

by Loverofnuggets22 May 18, 2016

Flapjacking

Female teabagging

My bird was Flapjacking me last night

by Aslan101 May 15, 2016

Flapping

The act of masturbating with an uncircumcised penis.

Guy 1: Hey man where's Ethan at?

Guy 2: Dude he's totally in his bathroom flapping.

by RheulingKing September 14, 2016

flapping faith

It means to poop

i just flapping faith

by Moneybeeb November 22, 2016