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Father

15 years ago

Your father : I am gonna go to the store to get some milk brb
Your mom : Oh okay
Child you : Goo goo ga ga

15 years later
You : *searches father on urban dictionary*
by YourLocalEuropean August 15, 2021
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filled my father's shoes

When you use the same sized condoms as your dad and it fits
"Dude I just tried one of my dads condoms, and to my surprise I filled my father's shoes"
by BOBBUTTONS117 March 5, 2016
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Father

an object that is very difficult to achieve
"Where is my FATHER?"
by That One Stupid Kid January 20, 2023
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the cum father

The cum father is an ultimate creature that men pray to before having sex.
It also is a big wad of cum.
male: *praying* oh dear the cum father, please let me cum during sex with my step sister.
by G.L.B's Channel December 2, 2022
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Charlie Higson's Father's Payday

Charlie Higson's Father's Payday refers to a day in the future when it will probably rain. It is usually used pessimistically or sarcastically.

The phrase dates back to the early part of the 20th Century. It referred to a possibly apocryphal story. Each month, Charlie Higson's Father would have to go to collect his salary from his work. Grumbling, he would complain that because he had to go out to get his salary it would almost certainly rain.

People began to use the phrase colloquially when they pessimistically thought it was going to rain.
"Tuesday is going to be like Charlie Higson's Father's Payday"
by HeavierWeather October 3, 2013
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