by Ubeenbamboozledson May 21, 2022

15 years ago
Your father : I am gonna go to the store to get some milk brb
Your mom : Oh okay
Child you : Goo goo ga ga
15 years later
You : *searches father on urban dictionary*
Your father : I am gonna go to the store to get some milk brb
Your mom : Oh okay
Child you : Goo goo ga ga
15 years later
You : *searches father on urban dictionary*
by YourLocalEuropean August 15, 2021

by BOBBUTTONS117 March 5, 2016

"Where is my FATHER?"
by That One Stupid Kid January 20, 2023

The cum father is an ultimate creature that men pray to before having sex.
It also is a big wad of cum.
It also is a big wad of cum.
by G.L.B's Channel December 2, 2022

Charlie Higson's Father's Payday refers to a day in the future when it will probably rain. It is usually used pessimistically or sarcastically.
The phrase dates back to the early part of the 20th Century. It referred to a possibly apocryphal story. Each month, Charlie Higson's Father would have to go to collect his salary from his work. Grumbling, he would complain that because he had to go out to get his salary it would almost certainly rain.
People began to use the phrase colloquially when they pessimistically thought it was going to rain.
The phrase dates back to the early part of the 20th Century. It referred to a possibly apocryphal story. Each month, Charlie Higson's Father would have to go to collect his salary from his work. Grumbling, he would complain that because he had to go out to get his salary it would almost certainly rain.
People began to use the phrase colloquially when they pessimistically thought it was going to rain.
by HeavierWeather October 3, 2013
