A garage fail, is a play on the words "garage sale," and is used as a declaration that a particular garage sale is so bad, often with very few items, that it is not worth stopping at.
"Do you want to stop at this garage sale?"
"NO! All they have is a couple of boxes of clothes... more like a garage fail."
"NO! All they have is a couple of boxes of clothes... more like a garage fail."
by Leitmotiv February 11, 2014
An operating system that Microsoft Windows releases that is terrible.
This results in a pattern known as the Windows Pattern.
This results in a pattern known as the Windows Pattern.
by Elixir of Wisdom June 28, 2015
1. Lines of snow that appear across a failure's driveway. This person (usually a migrant from Illinois to the fine state of Wisconsin) sucks so bad at shoveling their driveway that they create fail lines in places where the snow overflowed from either side of their shovel. Usually these lines run horizontally for the entire length of their driveway.
2. It can also be a noun describing the person previously described.
2. It can also be a noun describing the person previously described.
1. Man 1: Dude, you have to clean up those fail lines.
Man 2: Yea, I know. Three people already asked if I was from Chicago.
2. "That new neighbor of yours roots for the Bears? He must be such a fail lline..."
Man 2: Yea, I know. Three people already asked if I was from Chicago.
2. "That new neighbor of yours roots for the Bears? He must be such a fail lline..."
by The Wonderful WIz January 17, 2011
Adult children that briefly left home that couldn't make it in the real world and moved back into their parents home (nest)
Did you hear that the Cadman boy moved back home after he couldn't get a job after eight years of college getting a doctorate in Theater Arts? I feel sorry for them about their failed fledgling.
by jmbraben May 19, 2021
A "Fail" that is a bigger fail than a basic fail but not quite an "Epic Fail." A Fail that is rapidly barrelling towards Epic Fail proportion.
This drive-through is a turbo fail. The parking lot exit uses the drive through lane, and you can't see cars coming from the drive through.
by Ren Corvus October 11, 2018
A fail pwn is best described by using an example. Say a friend of yours requests back-up in any video-game, and you tell them you can't play because you are too tired; this would be a friend fail. If on top of friend failing, your friend gets slaughtered in whatever game they played and lets you know the next day about it, the appropriate response from the absent friend would be, "fail pwn," since by their friend fail, the other was pwned.
Jonny: Wow, you left me to die last night on counter-strike. We got completely slaughtered. What a fail.....
Sam: Yeah, I know. It was definitely a fail pwn.
Sam: Yeah, I know. It was definitely a fail pwn.
by lglpwn January 07, 2010
Person A: I just met a guy at a bar who told me he loved me, I was so happy that I slept with him.
Person B: Really? You have Failed^2 in life.
Person B: Really? You have Failed^2 in life.
by Kurt Austin February 25, 2011