The one who takes fapping to a whole new level. He is a legend, a masterful, master of masturbation. He is the "Lord of the Fap"
One may never witness the FAP of the Lord of the FAP. It is so extraordinary that the eyes would be set afire, the hair would turn to snakes, and the heart would explode as the genitals burst into flames.
by LadySewz October 9, 2014
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Carl found himself bored and tired with his usual wank in the shower so he opened up a whole new world of jerking possibilities by incorporating Computer Aided Fap (CAF) into his daily masturbation habit.
by Eaton Holgoode May 2, 2015
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Yo dawg, that slut over there is an anti-fap activist, waving her "No fap!" and "Beat MY meat!" signs.
by NinjaFapist December 28, 2014
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by Ching Mang Wong February 16, 2009
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Dude, you should check out this Pirates movie, a true must-fap-to!
Dude, you should check out this Pirates movie, a true must-fap-to!
by DrCharl April 22, 2011
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Get the super fap zone mug.May 28th is National Fap Day. It's like an annual casual dress day for sex and masturbation. It's for fun. Go all out and make a day of it. Tell your friends you can't hang out (unless you're into that group stuff). They should be celebrating anyway so there should be no problem or question as to why plans should not be made. Call in sick, chances are your boss is doing it at work and wants the privacy.
Earl "Yo, Richard said the party's moved to Friday. Cuz it's National Fap Day."
Andrew "Last year got awkward when that black dude made eye contact w me."
"Sex tonight, hun?" "You know it's National Fap Day, babe. Let's just fap together after dinner."
"Bill's been in the shower since 7 celebrating National Fap Day"
"I haven't seen Parker all day." "Probably celebrating National Fap Day."
"You got any plans for Friday?" "Yeah man, National Fap Day, going all out. Might even pull a Carradine"
Most Interesting Man in the World, "I don't always Fap, but when I do, I do it on National Fap Day"
Andrew "Last year got awkward when that black dude made eye contact w me."
"Sex tonight, hun?" "You know it's National Fap Day, babe. Let's just fap together after dinner."
"Bill's been in the shower since 7 celebrating National Fap Day"
"I haven't seen Parker all day." "Probably celebrating National Fap Day."
"You got any plans for Friday?" "Yeah man, National Fap Day, going all out. Might even pull a Carradine"
Most Interesting Man in the World, "I don't always Fap, but when I do, I do it on National Fap Day"
by The Fapadelics December 28, 2012
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