american english

It may be a bastardization of English-English, but the majority of English speakers live in America. If you went the majority, American English is the proper form of English.

There are some 508 million English speakers in the world, and some 280 million of them live in the USA.

by JakeStar March 3, 2007

English Banger

1. British-style pork sausages.

2. A penis.

Once I had a girl dust my English Banger with yayo before receiving fellatio from her, allowing us to continue shagging for hours beyond the point when I would normally spluge. Cocaine + KY = best night of my life.

If only that story was true...

by Leroy Brown 420 February 5, 2009

English

A grotesque combination of German(ic), Latin, Greek, Norse, and Old French that has the "privilege" to be one the prominent languages of Western society (primarily the United States and United Kingdom, and their former colonies). Even native 100th generation speakers of the language struggle to use it in a meaningful way. Only one man in history, William Shakespeare, has been able to utilize the language in a respectable fashion (and there's debate if he was truly responsible for his work). The rest of English-speakers tend to give up on mastering the language in High School, or just talk about something significant enough that the quality of the English doesn't matter. Urban Dictionary itself is an example of the nightmare that the English language truly is. If you plan on trying to learn English as a second language, I wish you luck.

I's tired of all these immigrants not knowing how to speak no English. If you wanna live in 'Murica, yous better learn how to speak our lingo.

by Illuminatus Xaverius June 28, 2014

English teacher

A teacher who is a feminazi boomer.

Damn, my English teacher is teaching us how to kill men.

by swimmers0115 September 23, 2019

English Major

Someone who should change majors.

Lololol you're an English Major.

by radium April 5, 2009

english breakfast

When you punch out somebody's teeth and then force them to perform oral sex on you.

Victoria: "Waiter, I'd like a full english breakfast please."

Waiter: "That's disgusting."

by timaustin January 22, 2009

Engrish

Engrish in this definition being engrish) is misstranslation to the English from japineese, (observe. In us from zero wings your basis "entirely there is the most famous example, it belongs," is.

All your base are belong to us.
What you say?
You have no chance to survive make your time.
(also my def is in engrish)

by Mistranslated ship capitan December 28, 2005