Dicked Down

To get fucked good and hard all night long.

Damn girl, I got dicked down last night proper.

by Nacho.Bizzzz2u July 22, 2017

Devil Dick

An exceptionally amazing dick that happens to be attached to the daddiest of all daddy’s, who knows his dick is so good, it fixes any attitude problems and makes you be faithful when y’all not even together.

Your devil dick is going to ruin my life.

by BenDover8008135 August 11, 2019

whiffle dick

When a man has an std so bad that his dick is full of holes resembling a whiffle ball

My bro has been with so many prostitutes he has whiffle dick

by Square Dick May 4, 2018

Festival Dick

A dick that has been unwashed since arriving at the music festival due to the expense or inconvenience of showering. Requires being at festival and unshowered at least 24 hours. Makes sexual activity, particularly oral sex less hygienic.

Eww, that Asian girl sucked your dirty festival dick?

by Murica Michelle February 6, 2017

dick wading

When the head of your dick gets wet when sitting on a toilet and tucking it to take a shit.

I hate those toilet seats at the office, I have to go dick wading everytime I take a dump.

by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016

Saint Dick

The patron saint of the Male genitalia as recognized internationally by all Santasexuals and celebrators of XXXmas.

Yeah so what's the deal with that creepy old bearded dude? I heard they caught him in the neighbor's chimney last night? Oh that's just old Saint Dick.

by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

dick target

is a moustache-goatee combination, the two having to be linked together in order to give the appearance of the mouth being the bullseye, the actual target for the dick.

I saw the Rockies beat the Padres last night, and man I haven't seen such a vast array of dick targets since my last visit to the Castro district.

by gnard the gnome October 17, 2007