The Sea Cucumber

A sexual act consisting of covering your partner's body in food, striping naked. Once this is done, you begin to eat the food from your partner's body till you feel the need to have a bm, continue to eat as you bm along your partner's body. Continue this way till the food is gone and your partner is covered in your bm. This comes from the referance that the aquatic sea cucumber spends it's entire life doing nothing but eating and pooping.

"I'm tellin ya bro, i took that slut home an gave her the sea cucumber!"

by Rev. Fatty McFatfat June 9, 2014

Flick the CuCUMber

to flick the cuCUMber is a metaphore for masturbating. often used by norwegian teenagers.

boy a: what should we do this weekend
boy b: Flick the cuCUMber?
boy a: Eskitiiiiit
boy b: skrt skrt

by bigbixmarcus November 21, 2017

5 buck cucks

The most attractive kids in the world, they fuck many kids moms,and always full send to the max, and are always ferda

You 5 buck cucks are gonna pay for ducking my mom

by Chikjoe April 23, 2018

Lord Of Cucks

When your friend purposely gets you killed in a video game in the most cucking way possible.

Hey henry, the door is over there . The killer left so hurry and escape, I’ll escape theough this hatch here.......what are you.... why are you running towards me and not the door * killer behind him stabs me*. You’re a fucking Lord of Cucks.

by StonedSamuri February 26, 2018

Red finned cuckus

A species of large fish found in the lakes of Eastern North America, features include an eel like body with four red fins, large spherical chameleon like eyes, thousands of needle like teeth in front of shark like serated teeth, with expandable snake like jaws and an astute red ballsack hanging from its belly. They grow to sizes from 10 to 25 feet look long, feeding on species of turtle and large fish such as pike, bass, gar, catfish, and sturgeon. They have the ability to change color to blend into their environment, it’s a defense mechanism.

Be careful in these here waters, their are here say tales of the red finned cuckus of legend, attacking those who dare disturb his lake.

by Doctor Nobkok Kent May 23, 2019

Cool as a Cucumber

Cool as a Cucumber is a very bold statement. You are only Cool as a Cucumber when you have inhaled at least 100 Cool Cucumber juul pods and then, only then, will you be as cool as a cucumber.

Freshman: "Man, Nick is as Cool as a Cucumber!"
Other Freshman: "No way! When did he hit 100?"

by PPTHEBUM September 20, 2019

Cody’s cucumber

The act of going to rehab, stealing UV lights from a nearby greenhouse, planting a cucumber in a shoe under your bed and growing it until it is a decent size to be used as a dildo for your anus. Make sure while your dildalate, you are in the shower. Using while in your room is an act of exibitionism because you are in rehab and therefore have no privacy. To get the full effect, rename yourself “Cody”.

Probation officer #1: “God, he’s been in there FOREVER! What could a boy be doing in there?”
P.O. #2: “If i didn’t know any better, I’d say he’s pulling a ‘Cody’s Cucumber’.”

by 6millionjews November 29, 2020