Crotch Crusader 

This word is another term for a lesbian.

We didn't know Elizabeth was a crotch crusader.

Crotch Crusader by LaLa Lauren June 24, 2006

Crotch cringe

When somebody is so repulsive that they make your crotch litrally cringe.

Person 1: Did you see that photo of Britney in her bikini in heat the other day?
Person 2: EURGH yer it made my crotch cringe.


Person 1: I bet if you saw David Wilsonholme naked he would be spherical...
Person 2: Ewww thats sick, it makes me want to sew myself up!
Person 1: LOL!! Crotch cringe!!!!

Crotch cringe by mostexellent August 4, 2008

crotch rocket

noun1.Euphemism for a man's penis

noun2.A man who is known to be exceptionally vigorous during copulatitive episodes.

1: "I was sat on the bus, and damn me if i didn't have the biggest crotch rocket of my life, i had to wait 4 stops 'till it went down!"

2: "I was with Bob last night, he's a real crotch rocket!"

crotch rocket by jymjim April 5, 2003

crotch rocket

Sweet ass mutha fuckin ride!!

Fuck the redneck, inbred mutha fucker with the buick if he don't like crotch rockets why is he on here? go fuck your granny and have some more kids fag!

crotch rocket by I HATE INBREDS (and buicks) June 28, 2003

Crotch Spiders 

Often found in McDonalds hamburgers.

Jerome: Shit, dude! I just found a set of crotch spiders in my burger!
Alan: That's nasty shit, man.
Pumba: Mhm.

Crotch Spiders by Jemima Hootensnancle January 5, 2009

Crotch Slap 

To hold a girl down and slap her in the face with your crotch.

Man I held that bitch down and gave her a good ole crotch slap.

Crotch Slap by Jason88 December 12, 2008

Crotch Mouth

Vagina

Bill= Wtf is a crotch mouth?
Alex= Duh, its a fucking VAGINA!

Crotch Mouth by Viking93 March 22, 2009