"You're back from the store awfully fast!"
"I didn't make it to the store yet. This is just a COVID rebound."
"I didn't make it to the store yet. This is just a COVID rebound."
by RobertLovesPi June 26, 2020
Get the COVID reboundmug. COVID Head
The worst blowjob you will ever receive. Given during the quarantine of 2020 by a woman who had the corona virus prior to said blowjob and worse than actually catching the corona virus itself. It includes, but isn't limited to, teeth which tear up the penis as well being digitally penetrated by at least one finger.
The worst blowjob you will ever receive. Given during the quarantine of 2020 by a woman who had the corona virus prior to said blowjob and worse than actually catching the corona virus itself. It includes, but isn't limited to, teeth which tear up the penis as well being digitally penetrated by at least one finger.
Matt: Hey T-Bone what's up?
T-Bone: Dude don't even get me started man I got the covid head yesterday and couldn't even nut.
Matt: One finger or two?
TBone: One, what the Fuck?
Matt: That's why you gotta stick with the holla jobs.
T-Bone: Dude don't even get me started man I got the covid head yesterday and couldn't even nut.
Matt: One finger or two?
TBone: One, what the Fuck?
Matt: That's why you gotta stick with the holla jobs.
by Ballzmahoney749 May 2, 2020
Get the COVID Headmug. When New Zealand that was hell-bent to stamping Covid out has been humbled by the highly contagious delta variant, which forces the “hermit nation” to give up her zero Covid strategy in eradicating community transmission.
“Fortress New Zealand,” which has one of the strictest border rules in the world, has been breached, and with one of the lowest Covid-19 vaccination rates in the OECD, are Kiwis, who have been languishing in a year-long Covid prison, prepared to live with Covid-🇳🇿?
by Covido October 5, 2021
Get the Covid-🇳🇿mug. by The Gaming Canadian July 2, 2020
Get the COVID-19mug. These are the people that are asymptomatic and have the covid 19 virus unknowingly. They refuse to do a few simple things like wearing a mask and social distancing to stop the spread of the virus.
Come on everyone, we all have to work together to stop this virus. Please stop being a covid spreader and help save the lives of others by wearing a mask.
by jimmybomm April 22, 2021
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by Delta Pussy January 13, 2022
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