corporate charlie

A successful guy who has nice hair. He is always well dressed, works out daily, and eats chicken.

That guy is so corporate charlie.

by Corporate Charlie July 14, 2017

Cortorating

not doing well in school

George was cortorating in school, so he had to go back down a grade.

by Tommy Mark May 11, 2018

corporate nice

Work in a corporate setting everyone has to be nice, when really can’t stand someone. If an issue comes up, people are nice about it, but will get angry and complain to a supervisor. Demanding a request using nice words. Like Minnesota or Texas nice, but in a corporation.

I thought he was fine when I told him a conference room was not available. He complained to my supervisor. He was being corporate-nice.

If you could work on Saturday, that would be great. Demanding to work on Saturday or will be consequences. Supervisor was being corporate nice.

by surfangel May 13, 2018

corrobberate

Refers to where Person A bribes Person B to falsely confess that he stole something from Person C, when in fact Person A swiped it himself. Since Person B is already a convicted thief, though, Person C will hopefully believe Person's B's bogus assertion without question, and never suspect Person A of being the true culprit in that particular crime.

Being self-employed as a corrobberater can sometimes net you a fairly tidy income with comparatively little effort --- all you hafta do is take da rap for other people's larceny --- but it can get a bit tedious passing through da system's "revolving door" every few months.

by QuacksO July 6, 2018

corrosma

The act of not being sure of how to be charismatic, and as a result decay your abilities in being charismatic. This can be considered an art form by some, as it confuses many people in the presentation before them.

That person has no common sense.... Is he a corrosma performer?

by Teru9133 August 23, 2018

Corporate Crumbs

The minimal amount of money you get busting your ass for a large corporation that ultimately gets 99% of the profit without doing any of the work

Dan-Hey you got 200 dollars on your paycheck this week
Steve-Yeah but it’s just corporate crumbs from working 51 hours.

by The realest99 August 27, 2018

Corporate Bullies

Toxic employees in a company who undermine internal and external colleagues who may pose a threat.

I find corporate bullies not only destructive, but counter-productive to the progress of a company.

by WisdomWithAge May 17, 2018