Cookie rape 

Where you force a cookie in someone's mouth to make them shut up.

Kiki please cookie rape Bob he won't shut up.

Cookie rape by Deserei December 14, 2009

Cookie Orgasm 

Recieving a cookie and consuming it, followed by many "MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"s and sexual noises and faces.

boy: are you going to eat that cookie?
girl: yep. *breaks off bit of cookie and stuffs into mouth* MMMMMMMMMMMM! OHYEAH!!! *makes orgasm face*
boy: whoa. what?
girl: that is one good cookie. mmm. oh. yes.
boy: let me try. *eats bit of cookie* OHYEAHBABY! MMMMMM!!!!!!!!
girl: it's. so. grand.
boy: cookie orgasm going on here. mmmmmmmmm.

Cookie Orgasm by grandlittlebit April 13, 2011

Cookiezi 

A superhuman that can stream 250 bpm without breaking his fingers.

That cookiezi guy is so cool.

Cookiezi by some retard loool July 7, 2019

feather cookie 

Inserting a feather into a mans ass then bending it up front to tickle his balls.

My ass kinda hurts after I got that Feather Cookie last night.

feather cookie by Frank the Tank October 22, 2004

Joke Cookie 

Someone who often makes jokes or is funny. Can be used as a reply when someone makes a dad joke.

Tom: “why did the mushroom go to the party? ..because he was a fun-guy”

Charlie: “oh Tom, you’re such a joke cookie”

Joke Cookie by Flying Tofu Monster December 26, 2020

Strawberry Crepe Cookie 

The best, cutest cookie in cookie run kingdom. They could nearly kill me with their robots and I’d still apologize for touching their wafflebots (NOT IN A WEIRD WAY YOU PERVERTS CREPE IS A MINOR)

I’m trying to max out Strawberry Crepe Cookie right now

Strawberry Crepe Cookie by cure.passions.harp December 28, 2021

smoking cookie

smoking "cookie" refers to Girl Scout Cookies, or GSC, is an OG Kush and Durban Poison hybrid cross whose reputation grew too large to stay within the borders of its California homeland.

smoking cookie: Raindrop, drop top (drop top) Smokin' on cookie in the hotbox (cookie)

smoking cookie by Phil E Street February 1, 2017