An arrogant French company which runs Melbourne's train networks. Their service is characterised by and known for its late and cancelled trains; the dissatisfaction experienced among customers; and its ticket inspectors, roving round in packs, who intimidate and bully customers and whose behaviour resembles that of aggressive apes. The company receives a great many complaints each year for their poor results and their ticket inspectors, and they have proven an embarrassment for the government, who are often blamed for privatising the public transport sector.
The 2.32 Epping will not run today. Connex apologises for any inconvenience caused. Have a wonderful day - our executives already are.
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Person No. 1: O.K. so you worked your ass off for 16 years, you paid everything you made in state and local taxes, you put up with all of the verbal abuse, you did all of their work for them, and yet somehow you ended up with nothing to show for it. How come?
Person No. 2: I was working under a Connecticut economy system; I got exactly what I deserved.
Person No. 2: I was working under a Connecticut economy system; I got exactly what I deserved.
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connectication - the process by which one creates Meaningful Connection through Authentic Communication.
Background: The amount of conflict, loneliness, mental health issues and addiction that is present in society, is increasingly concerning. There is often discussion about conflict resolution and how to solve these and many other social issues. The long term answer is not in management and solutions, but in prevention. Prevention through understanding, open honest, authentic communication, support and meaningful connection.
Lack of communication skills and connection to self, others and community are often indicated as being a part of the problem. There is no sense of belonging - a basic human need. Therefore, by default, part of the solution is to improve communication skills and increase connection.
This got me thinking, is there a word that describes this process, that incorporates clear communication to create connection? It appeared that there was not, so, Connectication was created.
connectication - the process by which one creates Meaningful Connection through Authentic Communication.
Background: The amount of conflict, loneliness, mental health issues and addiction that is present in society, is increasingly concerning. There is often discussion about conflict resolution and how to solve these and many other social issues. The long term answer is not in management and solutions, but in prevention. Prevention through understanding, open honest, authentic communication, support and meaningful connection.
Lack of communication skills and connection to self, others and community are often indicated as being a part of the problem. There is no sense of belonging - a basic human need. Therefore, by default, part of the solution is to improve communication skills and increase connection.
This got me thinking, is there a word that describes this process, that incorporates clear communication to create connection? It appeared that there was not, so, Connectication was created.
There is discord in the office, I am going to connecticate with the team.
The techniques and processes I learned at the workshop really assisted connectication with my family.
The techniques and processes I learned at the workshop really assisted connectication with my family.
by Connecticator January 1, 2018
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A: Can you pass me my food from the fridge?
B(having eaten said food earlier on without A’s knowledge): Connot, it has since disappeared.
B(having eaten said food earlier on without A’s knowledge): Connot, it has since disappeared.
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