chinese pickle

when a woman blows you while she is taking a shit

anyone want a chinese pickle?

by Darren Sutton April 20, 2006

Jebus Chripes

My Sabiour!

Oh, Jebus Chripes, willt thou helpst me?!

by Ram-Dawg May 4, 2004

chinese boyfriend

A man of Asian decent who is family oriented, skilled in techniques of love balancing both emotional and physical and mental harmony.

My chinese boyfriend is so sweet. Today when he got back from work he asked me how my day was while rubbing my feet!

by wnddrrwmnn January 16, 2005

chinese dentist

A mythical person who is said to exist in remote areas of China, but has never been sighted by a reputable source. If existent, he would fix teeth and make them look better. The evidence just simply isn't there to announce he's real.

Mr. Li was excited. He rushed into his home and shouted at his family, "I just saw him! I saw the chinese dentist! He's real, and he gave me a stick with bristles on it!! Behold this magical brush!"

by Horace Zemelli November 26, 2006

Chipe

1. Word used in refering to the act of smoking weed.

2. Also can be to inform others that are you high or stoned by simply adding a "D."

1. Hey man, you trying to go chipe.

2. Man I am so chiped.

by Y0shi July 12, 2005

Chinese Laundry Ticket

Unintelligible, completely messed-up writings or calculations on any piece of paper.

Teacher to pupil: Your homework looks like a Chinese Laundry Ticket!

by Buchter December 19, 2005

Chinesse bed wetter

While doing a chinesse women, force her into an orgasm so large that a dragon releases from her vagina. While it seems dangerous, the dragon only wants to make the couple green tea.

"It's a Chinesse bed wetter"
"I like my tea with lemon"

by steelsammy1 January 11, 2010