Carrot

Carrot fan.

A fan of something that claims to be a real, hardcore fan, but actually only scratches the surface.

Began with the One Direction fandom.

1D Carrot: Omg I'm gonna dress as a carrot so Louis will notice me!!1!!1!1
Real fan: Shut your face, please.

Avengers Carrot: Tony is so hot I'm here only for Tony I LOVE THE AVENGERS but specially Tony the rest can dissappear.
Real fan: ....

by FaberCastiel November 15, 2014

carrot queen

A non red headed male (homosexual) who is obsessed and sexually attracted to red heads. See gingers

Jerry is such a carrot queen. We can never go anywhere with him drooling over those damn soulless gingers

by Kriskeezy January 7, 2015

carrotage

A batch of carrots

This summer cycle yielded a hefty carrotage for the Clark family.

by mplankton55 August 30, 2016

carrot balloon

Those wind sock things that are orange and look like carrots

Oh look at those carrot balloons blowing in the wind!

by daboomtish August 21, 2016

Carrot

1. Carrot - a long, orange vegetable that is rich in vitamin K and vitamin C as well as potassium. Carrot juice is also often used to dye foods, such as orange cheese.
2. An offensive thing to call someone with under 1000 followers on social media.

1. "I went to the doctor's and found out I was low in vitamin K, I'm now on a carrot diet."
2. "That fucking carrot kept using 'XD' after every sentence!"

by dank weedness October 18, 2016

Carrot

Refers to a skinny, flat chested woman. It is not a nice word, but can be used in a nice manner. Not to be confused with the vegetable.

That girl is such a carrot. Her chest is like so flat.

by _anonymouspotato_ February 24, 2017

Carrot Cake

When engaged in sexual intercourse, in particular with a redhead with a prominent bush, one pulls out and ejaculates onto said bush, leaving it appear to frosted.

I pulled out and gave that girl a carrot cake last night.

by MD Quak March 1, 2017