Calvert County Hot Pocket

The act of inserting the head of a freshly caught, Patuxent River Bass into a females vagina.

I took her out on the bass boat and gave her a Calvert County Hot Pocket

by StogieMan February 1, 2023

cricket caller

a very very bad joke that nobody laughs at so the person who said it stands there looking like an idiot. it seems like crickets were just waiting to chirp for it.

stupid joker:knock knock!
me: who's there?
stupid joker: who!
me: um.. who who?
stupid joker: no silly owls say hoot!
me: oh my god. that was such a horrible joke. a definite cricket caller.

by reneworleans January 15, 2009

cum caller

A person who, during sexual intercourse or masturbation, lets their partner(s) know when they are about to orgasm.

I always know I'm doing good when I'm banging my girlfriend because she's a total cum caller. She can go up to four times in one hour!

by g.spell_omega April 21, 2015

Ciara casper

When you meet her your life will change for ever even if she doesn't like you she is beautiful pretty and perfect she was a great best friend and my only friend but i had to leave her because i wasn't good enough for her to even bother to care or like me. when you meet her dont screw thing up because you will regret it.

Ciara casper is perfect

by Ally Spell-man October 9, 2016

night caller

A lady/gentleman who comes to a persons house for what's known as a "booty call"

I'm expecting a gentleman night caller later

by pezzmonstar June 9, 2016

Prank callers

Filthy trash people who rot in their mother's basement while calling random people for amusement.

As the Prank Callers were making calls, the police were outside their house, ready to SWAT them.

by Svifias February 26, 2019

Leon Calderon

Leon is a very bad boi

He is such a Leon Calderon!

by Leon Calderon February 26, 2020