curly jeffersons

any male body hair that is very curly; specifically back-leg hair and pubic hair

"Hey Don! Bill left another batch of curly jeffersons in the shower after his weekly trimming."

by Katharsis March 30, 2009

Curly Qs

Curly, pungent, sweaty asshairs. Soft and wet from stimulation. Very stinky, never a pleasant sight.

Jack had to brush his hair encrusted teeth after licking Leone's Curly Qs.

by Beisner March 29, 2005

curbstone

To put someones mouth on the curb and stamp on their head.

I totally curbstoned this crip!!!

by G-7 December 20, 2008

curly canoe

1) Imaginary "Love boat" paddled by curly haired, Leo Sayer lookalikes.

2) How curly haired people refer to their poodle-like locks.

3) David "Pantene Perfect Curls" Knox.

1) Metaphor, as in missed the boat:
"Kelly had her chance, but she's blown it, she's really missed the curly canoe this time..."

2) Adventurous propostition:
"Alright love, wanna take a ride down the rapids in the curly canoe?"

by James Peter James February 9, 2005

curley joe

An albino of African-American descent.

See also : curley

That super white girl has a badunkadunk. Perhaps she's a Curley Joe.

by Sneaks Shatzhispants August 19, 2006

Curlgasm

The overwhelming feeling of satisfaction only derived through the intent watching of Curling during the Winter Olympics

"Hey, look!! The Chick landed hers right in the middle. I think Ijust had a Curlgasm!

by adbc March 13, 2010

Mother's Cures For Hiccups

Any of the various lies you are told as a child that later prove to be fabrications.

"I was always told that people were basically good and I could be whatever I wanted to be but those things just turned out to be Mother's Cures For Hiccups"

by dunce976 October 15, 2008