bear boner

A fat ass cock

That guy had a bear boner

by RetroGaming January 11, 2018

Moto-boner

When the motivation gives you a massive erection. Both men and women can have moto-boners.

As Sergeant Brown mowed down some Haji faget fucks with his .50 caliber machine gun he began to grow a moto-boner. He then proceeded to spit the juices from his chewing tobacco onto his hand and slowly move his hand down his pants.

by Fuk_ISIS February 24, 2018

total boner killer

A woman who is physically attractive, but totally kills your boner (attraction) due to her negative attitude and lack of intelligence

Hey François that girl I went on a date with last night was a TBK (Total Boner Killer) bro. She was gorgeous until she talked about how much she hated her job."

by Eduardo Amoureux June 21, 2019

Chad boner

A boner in relation to a chad or from a chad

Tom brady kissing other men gives me a real chad boner

by Crazyjack1boss January 2, 2020

Zoner Boner

When you zone out/daze in class or anywhere and get a boner

I was staring at the board in class and all the sudden I got a zoner boner

by plz eat me January 20, 2020

Homer Boner

What Homer Simpson gets when he's alone with Marge.

Marge: Oh homie~
Homer: there seems to be an issue. I have a...homer boner

by Mchammer.com March 18, 2020

Roner-Boner

The 12th symptom of COVID-19. When a person with COVID-19 coughs so hard they get an erection.

Richard had thought he was recovering well from COVID-19, but unfortunately, yesterday, he had a roner-boner incident.

by D-Chainz November 23, 2020