a normal human being

A person that can pay their bills, has been married, does NOT eat 17,000 ponds of cheese every year, and has a good job.

not me, that’s for sure. a normal human being wouldn’t eat 17,000 pounds of cheese every year and have a wife. not me.

by Cheese Addict January 31, 2020

that being said

A device used in conversation to redirect the conversation to a point of your choosing, or to acknowledge and move past a point of debate.

I recognize that you don't like how I frame conversations, that being said, it is what it is.

by met@thought January 11, 2014

Talking behind someone's back

1. talking shit indirectly about a person (usually mean)

2. Talking shit in ear-shot, loud enough to hear, but to another person about some one.

1. A) did you hear about how much of a slut Kelly is?

B) dude shut up! You are talking behind her back!
2. Kelly and Kelsey are standing together, Hannah is a few feet away with another friend.

K) Dude, Hannah's being a bitch. She just needs to get a life and realize no one likes her.

K2) ......

H) You know i can hear you?

K) I know, that's the point, Talking behind someone's back is sooo mean

by URBANDICTIONARYADMIN1039471 January 26, 2011

Stop being a pussy

the Phrase "stop being a pussy" is a slang term describing the actions and whining sounds that cats can create. These utterances of the feline members can be found to be annoying as is the constant actions of rubbing its body against yours.
In this context, being a pussy is to in fact to be whining and annoying.

"I don't like how everyone keeps on ignoring me!", says John; "stop being a pussy", comes the soft lull within the crowd

by MacGrubers got celery December 16, 2011

being socially unacceptable

Breathing, generally.

Person 1: Stop, you are being socially unacceptable.

Person 2: *Incohrent screaming*

Person 1: You spelled 'incoherent' wrong
Person 2: Incohrent crying

by mental-illness March 13, 2021

pay behind the door

to have an casual intimate encounter, usually in lieu of a favor

He suggested she pay behind the door for fixing her computer.

by scottishsong September 8, 2010

one woman short of being gay

One woman short of being gay is a term that closeted gay male husbands say to their straight wives so they can stay in a marriage of convenience.

Or sometimes the straight wives will tell this to everyone else about their marriage to deny that they are married to a closeted gay man who wants nothing but a marriage of convenience for appearance sake to appear "straight".

Belle is married to Bill and Bill is a closeted gay man, Belle likes to tell everyone that Bill is one woman short of being gay because he's in a marriage of convenience with him.

by Dave21876789123 February 28, 2011