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bacon's pussy

You've heard of things being referred to as the bee's knees and said to yourself.. What, why? Why is the bee's knees good? Here comes bacon's pussy .. it works for everything. Every man loves bacon and he also loves pussy. Now you know he loves bacon's pussy!
Sweet version: honey, tonight's dinner was the bacon's pussy.

Perverted certain: damn look at that, I'd eat shit out of her bacon's pussy

Teams: their quarterback is the bacon's pussy
by El cheeky November 15, 2017
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Bacon

Ok how do you NOT know what bacon is?

Lord ur missing out.
Mom : Sarah! We’re having bacon and eggs for breakfest!
Sarah : #$&@ save some for me!
by Acilitate January 15, 2018
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Bacon Penis

A penis wrapped in bacon. A cork wrapped in pork. Ex. “Harold - can we bring out the old bacon penis again tonight?” “Of course honey, got it prepping in the toaster oven already”. Slap it, wrap it, and enjoy.

Salty, pork flavored appendage that satisfies in a multitude of ways.
Want a bite of this bacon penis? Actually, don’t bite it, that would hurt.
by ATLBOARDY August 24, 2018
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Bacon PTSD

Post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD) is a mental health condition that's triggered by a terrifying event — either experiencing it or witnessing it. Symptoms may include flashbacks, nightmares and severe anxiety, as well as uncontrollable thoughts about the event.

Bacon PTSD is recognized by the subject having witnessed or experienced a loss of bacon so undeniably soul shattering that the act of cooking bacon causes cold sweats or anxiety and even flashbacks to the event in question.
Jason is suffering from Bacon PTSD after his doggo, Holmes, began to develop the habit of jumping up on the counter to eat the freshly cooked bacon whenever Jason wasn't looking. Now, the thought of making bacon for breakfast or even a delicious deli sandwich haunts Jason with the fear of becoming riddled with burn marks from bacon grease only to find that he is unable to eat his hard-earned bacon. Jason is so messed up from Bacon PTSD that he considered getting rid of his doggo so he can eat bacon in peace once more.
by claymøre August 27, 2018
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Bacondom

When you wrap a rasher of warm bacon around your penis before inserting into an orifice or masturbating.
Last night I wrapped some bacon around my wiener and used it as a condom. It was a bacondom.
by One21jiggawatts January 27, 2019
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bacon

by peppa1234 November 4, 2019
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Bacon Fluffernutter

Donut + Bacon + Peanut Butter + Marshmallow = Diabetes
Dude: I had a bacon fluffernutter at the Minnesota State Fair.
Dudette: WOW, and you lived to tell the tale??!!
by “Sneaky”Gay December 14, 2019
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