bradistani

A paki that lived in Bradford, Uk

I got an identity crisis init, i dunt know if i am brittish or pakistani

Where do you live?

Bradford init

Well then, your a Bradistani

by mr smith March 8, 2005

bradders

A man seemingly incapable of doing anything on his computer without resorting to squinting at his monitor like a rat and cursing under his breath.

Often makes mistakes, and has to be solely entrusted with minor tasks

God, bradders is such a mong

by BristolDave80 May 22, 2008

Brad

a boy who is known for wearing a cap. He will always ask why you aren't happy and will then force you to smile (uncomfortably). Has roid outbursts when questioned about what sports he likes. He has his reasons for everything.

Person: why don't you like soccer?

Brad: YOU HAVE YOUR REASONS WHY YOU DON'T LIKE CRICKET, I HAVE MY REASONS FOR SOCCER..AAAAAH

by clsciv May 3, 2011

Bradley Bell

Bradley Bell plays keyboard/backing vocals in the post-hardcore band chiodos. He is the 2nd most liked in the band. below craig(lead vocals). Bradley is a very skilled piano player. he is better than Aaron Rothe(drop dead, gorgeous) at singing and keyboard. Bradley is a fine looking man.(no homo). He is also very good at matching his voice with craig. He usually wacks off about twice a day. he also wears capris. he used to have a jew fro. i dont know how he got rid of it. if i ever meet him one day i will ask him.

I saw chiodos last night! bradley bell waved to me. and flashed his sack at me while he played his keyboard !

by Zach White February 15, 2008

marcia bradys

The shoes they make prisoners wear in Federal Prisons with no shoelaces, to prevent gang activity from the wearing of "gang" associated shoes, ie nikes, converse

"hey man, these marcia bradys that the warden gave us look my feet look like yours"

by bryan chandler June 28, 2005

Tom Brady

Gay- Noun

1. tom brady.

"Matt and I fight like teenage girls," said Tom Brady, speaking of backup QB Matt Cassel. "We are always slapping each other around and wrestling and slap boxing and messing around with each other in the weight room. And so I decided to take that to the next level. And we were messing around in the quarterback room one day and he walked in with a milkshake, and I kind of put my foot by the door, and I kicked the door and the milkshake splashed up and went all over him. So he sat down, and I was laughing. So I said give me the towel, because I wanted to clean up the wall. So I threw the towel at his face, and it had shake all over it. He had a little shake in his mouth and he spit it all over me."

So every team playing them including oakland watch out cause he wants you to touch his sack in the pocket

Tom Brady is so HOMO!

by Chris Eff October 19, 2008

bradwank

1. A Bradwank is a particularly poor type of Project Manager, normally having attained his position through nepotism. A Bradwank typically associates with the Dickmond class of manager.

2. A piratical twat, whose sayings include "Paaaaaaaaasswords", "Maaaaaaaaaaaaster", and "Rich, Rich, can I slap your knob".

Looks like Bradwank has made a balls-up of this EPOS project.

by Cock Flasp August 18, 2006