bradwank 

1. A Bradwank is a particularly poor type of Project Manager, normally having attained his position through nepotism. A Bradwank typically associates with the Dickmond class of manager.

2. A piratical twat, whose sayings include "Paaaaaaaaasswords", "Maaaaaaaaaaaaster", and "Rich, Rich, can I slap your knob".

Looks like Bradwank has made a balls-up of this EPOS project.

bradwank by Cock Flasp August 18, 2006

Bradwank Inc.

A start-up music label created by Joseph Bradwank in manchester , this label houses bands such as Atlas, the Fails and foolera

Guy 1 : have you heard of Bradwank Inc.?
Guy 2 : yes of course, they're blowing up the music scene

Bradwank Inc. by Bejomen February 17, 2026

Brapwank 

Wanking whilst repeatedly saying brap (and with the other hand gun fingers)

Brapwank -
peter: *jerking off* "BRAP BRAP"
girl:COME ON AHA!!!

Brapwank by Chris A and Matt B March 23, 2008

Brandwanking 

Someone - usually a business owner - who wastes time obsessing over their brand design (logo, font, colours, etc), rather than focusing on tangible growth leavers to scale their business.

Hey Alfred, stop brandwanking and optimise your checkout flow.

Brandwanking by JoeLogo March 6, 2025

Brandwanking 

When a business owner wastes time obsessing over their companies branding (e.g. logo, fonts, colours) rather than focussing on simple levers to grow sales.

Hey Alfred, you look exhausted. Stop brandwanking and focus on optimizing your checkout flow.

Brandwanking by JoeLogo March 6, 2025