alex 

alex- hes guy. hes a nut that likes climbing on roofs and likes licking telophone poles. he also enjoys the saltiness of cream chesse. he likes faggots in the mist. he enjoys watching midgets swinging on tire swings in the jungle, while listening to the sounds of the animals in the mid forests before him.

MEOW MIXXX

alex- hes guy. hes a nut that likes climbing on roofs and likes licking telophone poles. he also enjoys the saltiness of cream chesse. he likes faggots in the mist. he enjoys watching midgets swinging on tire swings in the jungle, while listening to the sounds of the animals in the mid forests before him.

MEOW MIXXX

alex by meow mix kitty January 7, 2012

Alex 

That kid who hates us

Why does alex still hate us?

Alex by T0h0tt0handle September 14, 2014

Alex 

A fuckin annoying bitch really gay has a small dick and has a lot of pubs

Alex has a small penis

Alex by 8373782828828 October 28, 2015

Alex 

The most annoying creature on earth with glasses and could ever exist. If you meet him, kill him. Let me make that straight for you. Kill. Him.

Oh look! It's Alex. KILL HIM!

Alex by TheFoxNinja March 9, 2016

Alex 

A retard from Belgium

Stupid alex

Alex by guitaringman April 27, 2009

Alex 

A person who has a dick that a girl could settle down with.. but later rejects her because of her hairy pussy.

Damn, that guy is a total Alex, I'd never need another dick.

I heard he's an Alex, I better shave my bush.

Alex by kendui69 July 25, 2011

Alex 

Alex is the biggest asshole you'll ever meet. You are what you eat. He gets turned on by food. Don't try & take his food because you might lose a finger. He plays football, & lowkey watches baseball too. Alex is the definition of "Hit it & Quit it" his dick thinks for itself. If you come across an Alex just turn the other way because they have no chill.

You are such an Alex I can't believe you said that!

Alex by Pwoww June 10, 2014