The act of tying a half-dead squirrel or other small rodent to a stick and pleasuring ones self with said stick.
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Beth's new boyfriend, Scott, is pretty red... I heard he showed up drunk at the funeral home sporting a little Alabama air conditioning.
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I used that Alabama phone book to find Andrew's wife's phone number who also happens to be his cousin.
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Lauryn I need your help!!! I was finishing inside Kylie and going in to see what damage I'd done and she surprise surprised me with the old Alabama snowblower! Now who's going to fix my carpet!
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You can tell Jaques had a Alabama Banana Shake with his girl last night 'cause of all the bananas in his room
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