Alabama cardboard

When you give birth to twins on a sheet of cardboard. Then your vagina flaps become stiff and brown like cardboard.

The man of the house can not have sexual relations with his wife due to her Alabama cardboard.

by 5dorra October 12, 2016

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Alabama ribrub

The act of dry humping massive human like pillows and realizing you are forever alone.

The young boy could not find love tonight, so he had himself a good Alabama ribrub.

by 5dorra October 14, 2016

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When, for some odd reason, your penis is frostbitten and the tip of said penis falls off leaving you with just a shaft.

The red headed woman wanted sex with the italian but, because of his Alabama frosty tip, he would recieve no pleasure.

by 5dorra October 12, 2016

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When a group of horny, gay, black men get together and have an orgy. Usually containing around 60 individuals.

Boy 1- "What's going on in that house?"
Boy 2- "Crap I think it's an Alabama Chocolate Milkshake"
Boy 1- "Shit, run!"

by 5dorra October 14, 2016

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When you shove a peeled banana inside of a girls vagina and proceed to fuck her with the banana inside, then eat her out.

You can tell Jaques had a Alabama Banana Shake with his girl last night 'cause of all the bananas in his room

by 5dorra October 14, 2016

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