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Shoe-er

Shoe- er.Job description. A Shoe-er is an airport employee who makes hand gestures in a shoeing motion towards the large population of marsupials which are on Airport Runways of Australia. The Shoe-er must also say in a loud manly voice 'SHOE' . Marcupils include Drop bears, Koalas, Wombats, Dung bats, Possums and specifically Kangaroos.
Q. So what does your brother do as an occupation?

A. He is a Shoe-er.
Q. Oh how intriging. Where is he currently working?

A. He currently works for the international termianl at Sydenys Airport. He works for both arrivals and departures. However, he only enjoys the Shoe-in's on the departure flights, due to the mixture of Kangaroo's, Drop bears and Dung Bats.
by Will Tribute August 18, 2013
mugGet the Shoe-ermug.

er nurse

Bad ass mother fucking nurse that puts up with all the bull shit and saves lives
My mommy is a ER nurse
by Blue collar boy December 13, 2022
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weirdoest-er

"You're a weirdo."
"You're weirdoest."
"You're weirdoest-er"
by Ddoodoxoxododdo January 18, 2024
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poppa sex-do-er

a poppa sex-do-er is someone who is interested in fucking to death a child of the same sex, they usually end up in jail for rape, and also eat their own shit(not very healthy) sex
damn that poppa sex-do-er is so hot, i kinda wish i was an 7 year old boy
by Sellmoreppl January 24, 2019
mugGet the poppa sex-do-ermug.

Eres hombre

It’s just a way to sayyou are a man” in Spanish
Wait? Eres hombre?”
by Gooberz!! March 21, 2024
mugGet the Eres hombremug.

pre-er modernism

When a monkey looked at the world, and realized that some things are things, and some things are not things.
The emergence of pre-er modernism was so radical that it caused a poop-flinging war that has raged through the ages and now goes by the name "philosophy".
by PoonForce2 February 18, 2010
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