by z12fruadin December 29, 2024
Get the Witness a murdermug. Is what you say when someone is leading someone else to a conclusion that they wouldn’t have otherwise drawn without your input. They use this all the time in courtroom dramas and I’ve seen some of those which means I’m technically a layer. No big deal or anything...
Hym “He was clearly NOT going to say ‘wisdom.’ He said ‘FREEDOM’ and was not going to say wisdom until YOU said wisdom. So... Um, leading the witness your honor! That’s the second time in those clips that you did it too! You did it to the other guy too!”
Dr. Moses Aaronson “Wouldn’t you say that the conclusion you’re trying to draw is the conclusion I want you draw and that I already have drawn in the past?”
Professor Junior Senior-Esquire the 3rd “Why YES! I was! I was going to say that! And I was in no way lead to that conclusion by you leading me there! I’m not here to be a sycophantic yes man whose sole purpose is to affirm your subjective interpretation of the Bible!”
Hym “Ha! Ridiculous! I just saved everyone reading this the trouble of watching your Exodus lecture. That’s all it is. You aggregating your cronies to affirm your propositional ethic. ‘God is too perfect for anyone to be around so I, Dr. Jeeple Jorpson, need to act as an intermediary for it’s will! You need the structure I provide because you can’t be trusted to make decisions because you are basically an animal to me! Or worse if you’re Hym!”
Dr. Moses Aaronson “Wouldn’t you say that the conclusion you’re trying to draw is the conclusion I want you draw and that I already have drawn in the past?”
Professor Junior Senior-Esquire the 3rd “Why YES! I was! I was going to say that! And I was in no way lead to that conclusion by you leading me there! I’m not here to be a sycophantic yes man whose sole purpose is to affirm your subjective interpretation of the Bible!”
Hym “Ha! Ridiculous! I just saved everyone reading this the trouble of watching your Exodus lecture. That’s all it is. You aggregating your cronies to affirm your propositional ethic. ‘God is too perfect for anyone to be around so I, Dr. Jeeple Jorpson, need to act as an intermediary for it’s will! You need the structure I provide because you can’t be trusted to make decisions because you are basically an animal to me! Or worse if you’re Hym!”
by Hym Iam November 27, 2022
Get the Um, Leading the witness your honormug. by jdjsjssjjsj February 29, 2020
Get the chow wit itmug. A person who comes second time to Urban Dictionary, the cesspool drowning people into progressive low life.
by trymyeye May 7, 2018
Get the dim witmug. Someone did something slick, wild or janky. Someone got over on you. Someone did something tricky to you.
Person 1: Yo why aren’t you and whats his name cool anymore?
Person 2: He tried to hit me wit da oo-wap.
Person 1: Oh wow that’s corny.
Person 2: He tried to hit me wit da oo-wap.
Person 1: Oh wow that’s corny.
by iamanthonydean May 3, 2019
Get the Hit me wit da oo-wapmug. A testifier in court who claims dat he heard someone affirm/consent regarding a matter under contention by da two parties.
Da term "aye-witness" and also refer to a bu**s**t-spouting "yes-man" on da stand --- i.e., a shameless/clueless testimony-giver who just always agrees regarding anything he's asked about by either side of a legal proceeding, regardless of whether he actually thinks/knows dat his always confirming questions is truly accurate or not.
by QuacksO November 27, 2023
Get the aye-witnessmug. Jehovas witness arent People who need to live a little.. they need to stop living a little. They are the ones who create peaceful enviorments and Keep Things balanced. They are brave and kind, not annoying! Very respected For their approach to everything in life despite being hated. This is not for the weak.
by Goddesseffect May 24, 2023
Get the Jehovas witnessmug.