Sober Glove

The sober glove is the way, the truth, and the light out on the roads after you gullet too many beerz with the boys. Have too many beerz? Get behind that wheel and strap on your sober glove!

After a way few too many at Club J, The Midtowner, and Brozzz, Cakeman reached in his pocket and heard those keys rattle. It was time to shake and bake baby!!! He strapped on that sober glove and made Cty M his bitch. Yeehaw brother!!!

by RawDyke July 16, 2023

Lip glossing

When a person ignores or downplays a situation.

Tabatha brush off the situation by lip glossing over it

by TheCherriiiblossom June 15, 2023

goofy glob

the best and strongest and sexiest producer on the planet

boy: sogie tape was fire i love goofy glob
girl: *takes off clothes*

by sanjayisherenow June 20, 2023

go glock it

to go smoke it with the homies

finna go glock it w the bros rn

by shawty916 June 26, 2023

Friendly Glow

Friendly Glow (adj.) : Someone has had just the right amount of alcoholic beverages to the point where they are pleasantly buzzed, and not overly drunk. A moderate amount of beverages.

“I got work tomorrow, so I’m gonna kick back and catch a quick friendly glow.”

by YaBoiDG September 4, 2023

Snow Globe

When someone receives a mouth full of semen and then closes their mouth and shakes their head violently like a rabid pitbull and then waits for the semen to settle in the bottom of their mouth before they swallow.

I went out with a girl and it got hot and heavy. I think she was trying to show off when she snow globed me. At least she swallowed.

by pitbullvassar October 6, 2023

glungus gloober

A describing word for someone who is so utterly stupid is is a miracle for them to be breathing correctly

Greg: Teyler is such a glungus gloober is suprising that they know how to breathe.
Dave: wow Greg thats not cool
Teyler: *wheezing*

by thetrueglugnusgloober October 24, 2023